1 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:33,103 Forty-eight lifeguards... 2 00:00:33,198 --> 00:00:35,814 seeking a $17-a-week pay raise... 3 00:00:35,825 --> 00:00:37,816 have walked out sick today... 4 00:00:37,827 --> 00:00:40,614 to protest the city's offer of only $11.00“... 5 00:00:40,664 --> 00:00:42,620 on what is traditionally... 6 00:00:42,666 --> 00:00:44,873 one of the busiest beach days of the year. 7 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:52,628 Seventy-seven WABC, New York radio. 8 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:53,792 Hey. Reggie! 9 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:55,822 Let's go down to Chinatown and buy some firecrackers. 10 00:00:55,846 --> 00:00:59,759 Jerome! Jerome, don't get dirty! 11 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,471 Mister. 12 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,478 Mister, are you dead? 13 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,479 We're going to Aunt Vivy's wedding. 14 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,640 You hear me? 15 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,024 How many times have I told you kids... 16 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,358 not to play in front of the store! 17 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,548 Get out of here with that ball! 18 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,403 Let's go, Frankie, put it over. 19 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,115 Billy, get out of the street! You want to get hit by a car? 20 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,402 How many times I gotta tell ya? 21 00:01:19,414 --> 00:01:20,779 Get off the roof! 22 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:23,244 Rosie, don't run. You'll catch pneumonia. 23 00:01:29,758 --> 00:01:30,918 Hello there, everybody. 24 00:01:30,926 --> 00:01:34,589 This is Mel Allen speaking to you from Yankee Stadium... 25 00:01:34,638 --> 00:01:38,756 and welcoming you to what should be some double-header... 26 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:41,850 between the Chicago White Sox and the New York Yankees. 27 00:01:41,895 --> 00:01:44,387 This is the first game of the double-header... 28 00:01:46,109 --> 00:01:48,691 So, you guys gonna be working at the supermarket this summer? 29 00:01:48,737 --> 00:01:51,444 Yeah. Yeah, this summer. 30 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:53,814 My father's got me a job. 31 00:01:53,867 --> 00:01:55,323 As an office boy, you know. 32 00:01:55,368 --> 00:01:57,450 So I'll be working in an office. 33 00:01:57,454 --> 00:02:00,447 Yeah. Nice. 34 00:02:00,499 --> 00:02:02,364 Four and a half games back... 35 00:02:02,418 --> 00:02:04,784 Bobby Thompson, Bobby Thompson! 36 00:02:04,795 --> 00:02:06,626 What's he done lately? 37 00:02:07,757 --> 00:02:09,622 Listen when I talk to you. 38 00:02:09,675 --> 00:02:11,757 You get more like your father every day. 39 00:02:15,641 --> 00:02:16,801 Shelly, I'll see you later. 40 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:18,135 See you later, Jeffrey. 41 00:02:19,519 --> 00:02:20,634 - Frank, see you later. - Take it easy. 42 00:02:20,646 --> 00:02:22,602 No one wears underwear in the summer. 43 00:02:22,648 --> 00:02:24,104 See you later, Jeffrey. 44 00:02:24,149 --> 00:02:25,514 Will you turn down that radio? 45 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:26,808 Who wants to listen to the Yankees? 46 00:02:26,819 --> 00:02:28,559 Turn it down! 47 00:02:36,788 --> 00:02:40,280 Hey, get off of there! 48 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:41,494 I'm really sorry. 49 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,675 How you doing? Listen, can I borrow your ice? 50 00:02:51,679 --> 00:02:52,839 I wanna wet my... 51 00:02:52,846 --> 00:02:54,711 Sure, sure. 52 00:02:54,765 --> 00:02:55,881 What did I tell you? 53 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,119 Didn't I tell you we'd find him either... 54 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:58,883 dealing on the shoeshine stand... 55 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:00,473 or hanging out on the corner? 56 00:03:00,522 --> 00:03:01,807 I know the kid like a book. 57 00:03:01,856 --> 00:03:04,347 - What are you guys doing here? - Slumming. 58 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:05,937 We miss the old neighborhood. 59 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:09,523 So what do you got planned for the Fourth of July, Jeffrey? 60 00:03:09,572 --> 00:03:10,983 Jack off on the stoop? 61 00:03:13,244 --> 00:03:14,609 What, you got better, Hawk? 62 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,152 Yeah. Tell him, Steve. 63 00:03:16,205 --> 00:03:19,242 A hot gin game going at the El Flamingo Beach Club. 64 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,576 We need a third. 65 00:03:20,626 --> 00:03:22,241 Why do you need me? 66 00:03:22,294 --> 00:03:25,503 It's not a question of need, Jeffrey. 67 00:03:25,549 --> 00:03:27,665 You're our pal from the old neighborhood. 68 00:03:27,718 --> 00:03:29,299 It'll be like old times. 69 00:03:29,344 --> 00:03:31,335 Look, we'll play a couple of hands... 70 00:03:31,388 --> 00:03:33,253 then you can go swimming, see the chicks. 71 00:03:33,306 --> 00:03:35,262 It'll be a new experience for you. 72 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:38,642 You with us, Jeffrey? 73 00:03:40,857 --> 00:03:42,313 Ma, where's my bathing suit? 74 00:03:42,358 --> 00:03:43,518 Bottom drawer. 75 00:03:44,736 --> 00:03:46,101 Where are you going? 76 00:03:46,154 --> 00:03:47,860 I'm going to the beach with my friends. 77 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:58,075 Hey, Jeffrey, what are these? 78 00:03:58,125 --> 00:03:59,911 These are my father's dog tags. 79 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:02,000 Oh, yeah. How is your father? 80 00:04:02,045 --> 00:04:03,205 He's great. 81 00:04:12,432 --> 00:04:14,218 So, you going to college, Jeffrey? 82 00:04:14,225 --> 00:04:17,433 My father still wants me to be an engineer. 83 00:04:17,437 --> 00:04:19,052 How are you guys doing in school? 84 00:04:19,063 --> 00:04:20,553 Flunked out. 85 00:04:20,607 --> 00:04:22,314 Think I'm gonna try again next year, though. 86 00:04:22,318 --> 00:04:24,809 He flunked out of Miami University. 87 00:04:27,573 --> 00:04:28,717 How about you, Hawk, what are you doing? 88 00:04:28,741 --> 00:04:30,732 You going to school? Are you working? 89 00:04:30,785 --> 00:04:32,366 Oh, no, no. I don't have time to work. 90 00:04:32,411 --> 00:04:34,697 I'm doing too well at the track. 91 00:04:39,461 --> 00:04:41,702 You think I'm dressed all right for this club? 92 00:04:43,089 --> 00:04:46,331 You're gonna be playing gin, Jeffrey, not modeling. 93 00:05:49,035 --> 00:05:50,946 Come on, let's go to my cabana and change. 94 00:05:52,247 --> 00:05:53,953 Hey, are those the guys we're playing? 95 00:05:53,999 --> 00:05:57,412 Are you crazy? It costs $500 just to sit down with them. 96 00:06:36,753 --> 00:06:38,368 You coming to watch us play, Joyce? 97 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:39,539 After lunch. 98 00:06:39,589 --> 00:06:40,704 When's lunch? 99 00:06:40,757 --> 00:06:41,997 As soon as daddy takes a break. 100 00:06:43,217 --> 00:06:44,753 It's all right. I got a minute. 101 00:06:44,802 --> 00:06:46,168 The guys will wait. 102 00:06:46,221 --> 00:06:47,927 I'm allowed to talk to my girlfriend. 103 00:06:54,271 --> 00:06:56,011 You feeling all right? 104 00:06:56,065 --> 00:06:57,896 Oh, yeah. I feel great. 105 00:06:57,942 --> 00:06:59,102 Really, I feel good. 106 00:07:00,111 --> 00:07:01,476 Do you have to go to the bathroom? 107 00:07:03,365 --> 00:07:05,822 What? No, I don't have to go... 108 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:07,428 Do I look like I have to go to the bathroom? 109 00:07:07,452 --> 00:07:09,613 Yeah, you look like you have to go to the bathroom. 110 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,278 Attention. This is your colonel speaking. 111 00:07:11,289 --> 00:07:13,200 Just relax. Take it easy. 112 00:07:13,249 --> 00:07:15,787 Our free dance class is starting on the patio. 113 00:07:17,546 --> 00:07:19,753 - Hi, Joyce. Hello, Steve. - Hi. 114 00:07:19,799 --> 00:07:20,834 Carla. 115 00:07:20,883 --> 00:07:22,027 That's lunch? A bunch of lettuce? 116 00:07:22,051 --> 00:07:23,612 Well, the chef fixed these special salads... 117 00:07:23,636 --> 00:07:24,842 for Aunt Phyllis and me. 118 00:07:24,887 --> 00:07:26,752 She actually talks to the chef. 119 00:07:26,806 --> 00:07:28,968 Well, that's because you New Yorkers eat such garbage. 120 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:30,848 That's because we don't know what else to do with it. 121 00:07:30,852 --> 00:07:32,892 You know, you could use some greens yourself, Henry. 122 00:07:32,938 --> 00:07:34,053 Hawk. 123 00:07:34,106 --> 00:07:35,642 Let me see the line down your tongue. 124 00:07:35,691 --> 00:07:37,056 Where? 125 00:07:37,109 --> 00:07:38,770 Right there. 126 00:07:40,904 --> 00:07:43,191 Jeffrey, this is Carla Samson. 127 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:44,697 My cousin from California. 128 00:07:44,701 --> 00:07:45,816 Hello. 129 00:07:45,868 --> 00:07:48,075 Hi. What about yours? 130 00:07:48,121 --> 00:07:49,281 Come on, open up. 131 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,070 Let her feel your tongue, Jeffrey. 132 00:07:51,124 --> 00:07:52,239 Who's been feeding you? 133 00:07:52,291 --> 00:07:54,202 His mother. Three meals a day. 134 00:07:54,252 --> 00:07:56,618 Well, she's doing a first-rate job. 135 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,879 - Joyce. - Mother. 136 00:08:00,342 --> 00:08:01,707 Hello, darling. 137 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,625 Oh, all these people. 138 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:05,965 Mrs. Brody, this is our friend Jeffrey Willis. 139 00:08:06,015 --> 00:08:07,130 Hello. 140 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:08,297 How do you do, Mrs... 141 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:11,889 Carla, I can't eat this. 142 00:08:11,938 --> 00:08:13,929 Oh, Shirley! 143 00:08:13,982 --> 00:08:15,392 Today, please. 144 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:21,479 Throw this away and bring me a hamburger patty... 145 00:08:21,489 --> 00:08:24,652 cottage cheese, fresh, a scoop of sherbert... 146 00:08:24,701 --> 00:08:26,909 and iced tea in a wine glass. 147 00:08:27,955 --> 00:08:29,161 You're not writing it down? 148 00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:30,696 I'll remember, Mrs. Brody. 149 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:32,073 You didn't yesterday. 150 00:08:34,462 --> 00:08:36,043 Who are you, Jeffrey? 151 00:08:36,047 --> 00:08:38,709 He's a card player, not a member. 152 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:39,873 I see. 153 00:08:39,926 --> 00:08:42,668 And that gives me Sweet Ginger Brown! 154 00:08:42,721 --> 00:08:43,836 What a pigeon. 155 00:08:43,889 --> 00:08:45,754 Your father just won another big hand, Joycie. 156 00:08:46,516 --> 00:08:48,427 He looks happy. 157 00:08:48,435 --> 00:08:51,302 Of course he's happy. He's playing gin. 158 00:08:51,354 --> 00:08:52,844 Now, let's go. 159 00:08:52,898 --> 00:08:55,015 We gotta go. See you later. 160 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,433 - Kissy kissy. - Nice tan, Mrs. Brody. 161 00:08:56,444 --> 00:08:58,480 - Bye, girls. - Come on, come on. 162 00:08:58,529 --> 00:09:00,440 Alfred's cabana is this way. 163 00:09:00,448 --> 00:09:01,563 What is that? 164 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:02,947 Sam Sadakis... 165 00:09:02,992 --> 00:09:05,904 the world's leading manufacturer of doorknobs. 166 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:09,030 Every hour, he turns his chair towards the sun. 167 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,415 That's the El Flamingo's human sundial. 168 00:09:12,795 --> 00:09:16,037 Hey, boys, this is our friend Jeffrey Willis from Brooklyn. 169 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,126 These are the two strongest lifeguards... 170 00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:19,460 in Long Island. 171 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:23,254 Turk and Dirk. They're brothers. 172 00:09:23,306 --> 00:09:26,264 Welcome to the El Flamingo, Jeffrey. 173 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:28,053 Don't piss in the pool, Jeffrey. 174 00:09:29,229 --> 00:09:31,561 Finally, we're going to play gin. 175 00:09:32,273 --> 00:09:33,683 Walks away from home plate... 176 00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:37,443 shaking his head after taking call strike 3. 177 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,687 We're still scoreless at the end of4 1/2 innings... 178 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:42,106 How old is Joyce's cousin? The blonde. 179 00:09:42,118 --> 00:09:43,278 Carla. 180 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,114 Everybody seems to want Carla. 181 00:09:46,163 --> 00:09:47,448 She's too old for you, Jeffrey. 182 00:09:47,498 --> 00:09:49,534 She's a sophomore in college. 183 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,073 Are you winking at me? 184 00:09:51,127 --> 00:09:52,243 No, I'm not winking at you. 185 00:09:52,295 --> 00:09:54,286 It's my contact lens, you shmuck. 186 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:55,582 Thinks I'm winking. 187 00:09:56,299 --> 00:09:57,755 I'm winking at you. 188 00:09:57,801 --> 00:09:58,916 Aw, you... 189 00:09:58,969 --> 00:10:00,084 You're a homo, Alfred. 190 00:10:00,137 --> 00:10:01,297 You're a weirdo! 191 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,364 Jeffrey, let's go. 192 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,953 In the second game of the double-header... 193 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,874 scheduled to work for the White Sox is Juan Pizarro... 194 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,126 seeking his tenth... 195 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:20,215 Giraffes, camels, monkeys. 196 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:21,804 Say, you got any more elephants? 197 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,181 We're out of elephants. Come on. I'm waiting. 198 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:27,389 Oh! That's gin. 199 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:30,725 What do you got, Alfred? 200 00:11:32,945 --> 00:11:36,437 That puts us over 4,000. We win. 201 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:38,196 It's a holocaust, fellows. 202 00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:39,732 We got shut out. 203 00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:41,446 I don't like him very much, Alfred. 204 00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:46,080 Ok. We got 4,175 at a penny a point... 205 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:49,702 and we got 62 boxes at a nickel a box. 206 00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:52,670 And it's on a Schneider, so the score is doubled. 207 00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:54,125 Let me add this up here... 208 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,418 Jeffrey? 209 00:11:55,468 --> 00:11:57,004 That's 89.70. 210 00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:03,599 Divide that 3 ways... it's $29.90 each. 211 00:12:03,602 --> 00:12:05,058 Correct as usual. 212 00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:08,471 Twenty-nine ninety. You owe us each 29.90. 213 00:12:11,026 --> 00:12:12,482 What's your name again? 214 00:12:12,528 --> 00:12:14,393 Jeffrey. Jeffrey Willis. 215 00:12:15,573 --> 00:12:17,484 Nice game, Willis. Very nice game. 216 00:12:17,492 --> 00:12:19,278 Hey, you guys, let's go swimming. 217 00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:20,526 Wanna go swimming? 218 00:12:20,578 --> 00:12:22,114 No, I don't wanna go swimming. 219 00:12:22,163 --> 00:12:24,745 - I just lost $30! No! - I can't. 220 00:12:24,749 --> 00:12:27,035 I gotta go get the money from my mother, all right? 221 00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,291 Yeah, that's all right. 222 00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:31,624 Oh, thank you. 223 00:12:33,592 --> 00:12:34,752 Thank you. 224 00:13:06,627 --> 00:13:07,787 I'm sorry. 225 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:12,436 Hey, how are you? 226 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,947 Good. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow, Jeffrey. 227 00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:16,948 Well, that's if you're going to Brooklyn. 228 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,109 No. 229 00:14:18,162 --> 00:14:20,202 See, I'm not a member here. I live over in Brooklyn. 230 00:14:20,706 --> 00:14:22,367 Well, maybe I'll see you some other time. 231 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,873 Fine. 232 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,959 Hey, Carla, do you wanna meet my mom? 233 00:14:26,004 --> 00:14:27,210 Sure. 234 00:14:27,256 --> 00:14:29,338 Would you make believe you're my girlfriend? 235 00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:30,623 - I'll see you later. - Bye, Jeffrey. 236 00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:33,091 Bye, Alfred. Thanks for the animal crackers. 237 00:14:33,095 --> 00:14:36,087 Hey, could you get this car out of here? 238 00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:37,804 It'll just be 1 second. 239 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,136 Donny, move this Cadillac. 240 00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:41,016 I've tried. It stalled. 241 00:14:41,062 --> 00:14:42,427 It's going to be a few minutes, Jeffrey. 242 00:14:42,439 --> 00:14:44,725 Somebody buried our car in the attendants' pool. 243 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:46,723 Steve, listen, if you ever need a third player... 244 00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:48,270 I'd like to come out and play again. 245 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,644 I'd really like that. I had a good time. 246 00:14:50,697 --> 00:14:53,109 It's expensive for guests, though, you know? 247 00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:54,482 Come on! I want to get started! 248 00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:58,827 I can't believe this is happening. 249 00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:00,829 Now we're going to be late for the track. 250 00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:03,895 Maybe I can help. What's the problem? 251 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:05,439 The problem is, we got a car that won't work. 252 00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:06,623 See what you can do, Fortune. 253 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:10,006 Donny, go get the Studebaker Lark, OK? 254 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,750 You got a loose radiator clamp here. 255 00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:13,626 Hey, why don't you go around and get ready to start it... 256 00:15:13,638 --> 00:15:14,798 and let me... 257 00:15:17,309 --> 00:15:19,516 We all went out to California. 258 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,062 Carla? 259 00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,475 And we got on... 260 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,603 Tell me when. 261 00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:31,150 All right. Kick it over once. 262 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:33,818 Yeah! 263 00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:35,487 Good job! Thank you. 264 00:15:35,495 --> 00:15:37,578 All right. 265 00:15:37,623 --> 00:15:39,579 Oh, thank you! Thank you! 266 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,740 Oh, sure. Anytime, ma'am. 267 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:41,998 You're such a smart boy! 268 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:44,376 Well, not really. It's very simple, actually. 269 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,957 Oh, really? Thank you so much. 270 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:47,337 Ok. Anytime. 271 00:15:47,341 --> 00:15:48,501 Hey, kid, come over here. 272 00:15:48,509 --> 00:15:50,465 I want to talk to you. 273 00:15:50,511 --> 00:15:52,423 You want a job here this summer? 274 00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:54,383 Well, I don't know. 275 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:55,505 Can I think about that? 276 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:56,889 No. I just fired a kid. 277 00:15:56,935 --> 00:15:58,141 I need somebody right now. 278 00:15:58,186 --> 00:15:59,301 Do you want this job? 279 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:00,969 Yeah. Yes. 280 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,595 I don't know. 281 00:16:02,649 --> 00:16:03,764 Say yes, Jeffrey. 282 00:16:03,816 --> 00:16:05,773 - All right. I'll take it. - Ok! You got it! 283 00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:07,730 Now, look. This is car 68. 284 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:10,237 It's in the west section. Go get it. 285 00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:13,074 Carla, when I look at you... 286 00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:16,489 I think about comic book heroines... 287 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,655 like Wonder Woman... 288 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:22,910 with her little tiny waist and her big, beautiful... eyes... 289 00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:27,206 and her tiny little winged feet and her little diadem... 290 00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:29,173 Alfred, you're revolting. 291 00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:30,709 White Fairlane. Go! 292 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:34,839 It's deep. Three deep. Go! 293 00:16:37,395 --> 00:16:40,262 If you ever drive my car like that again, I'll sue you! 294 00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:42,433 Now, you promised to help me with my nails. 295 00:16:42,441 --> 00:16:43,556 Her silky cape... 296 00:16:43,609 --> 00:16:46,601 Oh, stop. Come on. He's revolting, but rich. 297 00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:48,611 It's time for fireworks. 298 00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,613 Everybody to the beach. 299 00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:53,780 Fireworks are for El Flamingo members only. 300 00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:56,036 Nonmembers, please don't look up. 301 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,160 Just kidding. 302 00:17:10,805 --> 00:17:12,170 Breakfast is ready. 303 00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,264 Morning, sweetheart. 304 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,599 Jeffrey, you there? 305 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,640 Just look in the box and give me the Stilson wrench... 306 00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:19,887 will you, please? 307 00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:21,854 Which one, do you want the 14 or the 18? 308 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,310 The 14. I got the 18. 309 00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:28,441 Good morning. 310 00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:29,609 Morning. 311 00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:30,777 All right. 312 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,946 Do you have a union card? 313 00:17:32,954 --> 00:17:35,445 I don't speak English. I don't know anything. 314 00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:37,739 I come but I don't know... 315 00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:39,270 Hold that. That's it. Straighten that out. 316 00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:41,455 Like that. That's good. 317 00:17:41,463 --> 00:17:42,623 Who taught you how to do this? 318 00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:44,087 Some bum. 319 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,421 I'll give you burn. 320 00:17:45,468 --> 00:17:46,958 What are you gonna do? 321 00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:50,595 Lend Jack some money and help him find a job. 322 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,755 Arthur. 323 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,257 He is my brother, Ruth. 324 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,720 Jack is my brother. 325 00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:02,312 Bless us, 0 Lord, for these thy gifts... 326 00:18:02,361 --> 00:18:03,771 which we are about to receive... 327 00:18:03,779 --> 00:18:06,020 through Jesus Christ Our Lord. Amen. 328 00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:07,813 Amen. 329 00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:09,026 Pass the buns. 330 00:18:09,076 --> 00:18:13,695 So where were you until 2:00 in the morning? 331 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:14,908 I was at the beach. 332 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:20,456 Beaches are open until 2:00 in the morning? 333 00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:22,587 The El Flamingo had a dance. 334 00:18:51,705 --> 00:18:53,570 Eating singer. 335 00:18:53,581 --> 00:18:55,242 Will you guys stop'? 336 00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,811 You've been singing and eating since you were two. 337 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,326 You sound like a subway car. 338 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,955 What's the El Flamingo? What's that? 339 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,623 It's a fancy beach club. 340 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,134 A lot of our old neighbors belong. 341 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,170 - Dancing and everything? - Yeah. 342 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,967 I was a good dancer. 343 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,349 You're laughing. I danced like a top. 344 00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:15,556 Don't laugh. He was terrific. 345 00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:17,513 I got a job. 346 00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:18,726 Yeah, with Mr. Henderson. 347 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:19,894 You must be getting excited. 348 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,061 Well, I'm not going to be working... 349 00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:26,564 at Mr. Henderson's office. 350 00:19:28,911 --> 00:19:30,276 I got a job at the El Flamingo. 351 00:19:32,123 --> 00:19:33,488 Dancing? 352 00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:35,702 No, not dancing. Parking cars in the lots. 353 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,622 You're working at... 354 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:44,625 Mr. Henderson's engineering office this summer. 355 00:19:44,678 --> 00:19:46,259 Well, I don't think so. 356 00:19:46,305 --> 00:19:49,342 I asked a favor of Mr. Henderson to do this. 357 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:55,224 An office boy is a good job in his firm. 358 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:57,267 It's the ground floor to an engineer. 359 00:19:57,317 --> 00:19:58,432 But it's the summer, Dad... 360 00:19:58,485 --> 00:20:00,692 and I don't want to be working in an office. 361 00:20:02,697 --> 00:20:05,780 Listen, besides, the pay is so much better here. 362 00:20:07,535 --> 00:20:08,650 How much do they pay? 363 00:20:08,703 --> 00:20:09,819 You mean wages? 364 00:20:09,872 --> 00:20:11,954 No, box tops. Of course wages. What else? 365 00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:13,663 There's tips. I get tips. 366 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,629 I don't believe in tips. Tips I don't believe in. 367 00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:20,455 Well, I like parking cars. 368 00:20:20,508 --> 00:20:21,668 Well, you can park our car... 369 00:20:21,675 --> 00:20:23,165 and still work with Mr. Henderson. 370 00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:24,293 I mean, what-what is this? 371 00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:26,282 Did you know about this? What's this? We agreed on... 372 00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:29,798 Arthur, maybe you should have a word with his boss. 373 00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:32,142 Just take a swing out to Rockaway after work... 374 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,018 Wait a minute. 375 00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:35,179 No swing outs. 376 00:20:35,232 --> 00:20:37,644 Please, no swing outs to Rockaway. 377 00:20:37,651 --> 00:20:39,438 I'll be bringing home money every week. 378 00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:43,821 Look, there. Forty dollars. That's just one night. 379 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,656 I'll be able to help pay for my tuition. 380 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:46,866 What about Mr. Henderson? 381 00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:48,196 Oh, come on, dad. Let's face it. 382 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:52,034 They only hired me because you fix their plumbing. 383 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,369 They don't need me. 384 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,828 I did this on my own. 385 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,962 I got to get ready to go to work. 386 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,504 He gave you $40. 387 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,051 I'm going to practice. 388 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,893 Forty dollars for parking cars. 389 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,063 Eighteen years old. 390 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,775 Hey, what's the matter with your arm? 391 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:27,949 Nothing's wrong with my arm. 392 00:21:27,997 --> 00:21:29,862 I'm just developing my left for college ball. 393 00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:36,249 Not a bad left hand. 394 00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:37,788 Well, you know, I'm a lefty. 395 00:21:37,841 --> 00:21:38,956 Oh. 396 00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:40,653 Hey, I made some good tips here last night. 397 00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,133 Is it like that all the time? 398 00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:44,510 Usually, I guess. But I just started. 399 00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,135 See, if I have a good summer... 400 00:21:51,188 --> 00:21:54,146 this parking lot's gonna pay my room and board to college. 401 00:21:54,191 --> 00:21:55,522 And this ball here... 402 00:21:57,445 --> 00:21:58,935 it's gonna pay the tuition. 403 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:00,819 I got a scholarship. 404 00:22:00,865 --> 00:22:02,150 Where are you going? 405 00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:03,564 Notre Dame. 406 00:22:03,576 --> 00:22:04,737 That's a good school. 407 00:22:04,745 --> 00:22:06,485 Can't you see it? "He's at the line." 408 00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:08,863 "The crowd hushes." 409 00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:16,203 "Fortune Smith of the Fighting Irish." 410 00:22:20,094 --> 00:22:21,254 Wait a second. 411 00:22:23,556 --> 00:22:26,263 Jeffrey, Fortune, go see Alfred. 412 00:22:26,267 --> 00:22:28,679 He always welcomes new staff to the club. 413 00:22:28,728 --> 00:22:29,888 Better get going. 414 00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:32,896 Pretty nice guy, that Freddie. 415 00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:34,102 Swish! 416 00:22:42,993 --> 00:22:45,234 Is it necessary for us to jump, Alfred? 417 00:22:45,287 --> 00:22:46,572 Yes, it is. 418 00:22:46,622 --> 00:22:48,204 You see, as new staff... 419 00:22:48,249 --> 00:22:50,456 you must go through formal initiation. 420 00:22:51,461 --> 00:22:54,419 Excuse me. Could you play with that later? 421 00:22:54,464 --> 00:22:58,252 You jump off the cabana railing and catch a wave. Simple. 422 00:22:58,301 --> 00:23:00,087 Of course, if you miss the wave... 423 00:23:00,136 --> 00:23:02,423 you land in the sand. Splat! 424 00:23:02,473 --> 00:23:04,714 I always like a good splat. 425 00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:08,180 This is a very old El Flamingo tradition. 426 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,143 Let's go, pencil-necks. 427 00:23:10,147 --> 00:23:11,762 Jump. 428 00:23:11,816 --> 00:23:12,976 We better get going. 429 00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:19,654 Did you ever see "The Defiant Ones"? 430 00:23:19,658 --> 00:23:22,240 No, and I don't think we have time. 431 00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:26,069 Why don't you go first and break my fall? 432 00:23:27,374 --> 00:23:29,490 Maybe next time. 433 00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:31,034 One... 434 00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:32,251 two... 435 00:23:32,296 --> 00:23:33,456 three! 436 00:23:36,175 --> 00:23:37,381 Shit. 437 00:23:37,427 --> 00:23:38,587 No splat. 438 00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:46,220 - Piece of cake. - Yeah! 439 00:23:47,813 --> 00:23:49,474 Ok. Let's go. 440 00:23:49,523 --> 00:23:50,933 Now you can play with the whistle. 441 00:24:33,653 --> 00:24:35,109 Jeffrey, it's awfully nice of you to carry that... 442 00:24:35,113 --> 00:24:36,398 to the car for me. 443 00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:37,904 Any time, Mrs. Unger. 444 00:24:37,908 --> 00:24:39,318 Oh, look. There's Mr. Getzer. 445 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:41,198 I'd like to go say hello. 446 00:24:41,244 --> 00:24:43,702 He just got divorced. Wait for me, will you? 447 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:44,892 All right. I'll be over here. 448 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,076 Ok. 449 00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:48,241 What's new, fellas? 450 00:24:48,294 --> 00:24:49,579 Hey, Jeffrey! 451 00:24:49,629 --> 00:24:51,415 Keep your hands off the popcorn! 452 00:24:51,422 --> 00:24:52,582 Ok. 453 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:55,423 Who's the guy in the pink shirt? 454 00:24:55,426 --> 00:24:57,884 That's Paul Hirsch, number 1 cabana boy. 455 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,511 Makes 2 bills weekly. 456 00:25:01,308 --> 00:25:03,390 Mr. Brody's playing Colonel Easton. 457 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:04,550 He owns the club. 458 00:25:04,561 --> 00:25:06,097 He's a retired Air Force colonel. 459 00:25:06,146 --> 00:25:08,979 Brought down 5 planes. Four of 'em were ours. 460 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:11,933 See that fat guy over there? 461 00:25:11,986 --> 00:25:13,977 Big Sid, the watcher. That's all he does. 462 00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:15,816 He watches these guys play gin. 463 00:25:15,865 --> 00:25:18,072 That's Charlie Cooper... 464 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:19,779 Olympic cough champion. 465 00:25:20,745 --> 00:25:22,531 The striped shirt's Mario Manetta. 466 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,867 Swallowed a bug last summer. 467 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:26,873 He sells used furniture. 468 00:25:26,919 --> 00:25:29,456 All summer they play Mr. Brody's team. 469 00:25:29,463 --> 00:25:31,579 All summer they lose. 470 00:25:33,134 --> 00:25:37,377 The upside-down fan is Phil Brody, the King. 471 00:25:39,474 --> 00:25:41,135 The guy's a genius, a master. 472 00:25:41,143 --> 00:25:42,303 Really. 473 00:25:58,202 --> 00:25:59,362 Excuse me. 474 00:26:01,414 --> 00:26:03,200 Today, Colonel. Pull a card today, will you? 475 00:26:06,544 --> 00:26:08,035 - That's it? - That's it. 476 00:26:09,173 --> 00:26:11,038 - You throwing the 10? - I'm throwing the 10. 477 00:26:11,049 --> 00:26:12,255 You're giving me the 10. 478 00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:13,962 I'm giving you the 10. Take it! 479 00:26:21,143 --> 00:26:26,389 Sweet Ginger Brown. 480 00:26:27,066 --> 00:26:29,057 Shit. Thirty points. 481 00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:31,852 How's he do it all the time? 482 00:26:31,905 --> 00:26:33,065 Thirty. 483 00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:37,107 Sweet Ginger Brown. 484 00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:38,571 That man is amazing. 485 00:26:38,579 --> 00:26:40,035 He's the king. 486 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,740 You play cards like that, I don't have to see. 487 00:26:44,752 --> 00:26:47,664 You know, Phil, I love a humble winner. 488 00:26:47,713 --> 00:26:49,357 The up-card pile couldn't have been more than 5. 489 00:26:49,381 --> 00:26:50,666 He got gin like that. 490 00:26:50,674 --> 00:26:52,256 I could do that. 491 00:26:52,302 --> 00:26:54,008 Get outta here, will ya? 492 00:26:54,054 --> 00:26:55,590 If I had you in the Air Force... 493 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,554 What a pigeon. 494 00:26:57,557 --> 00:26:59,388 He does it to me all the time. 495 00:27:00,977 --> 00:27:02,433 Dr. Ward, a 55-year old... 496 00:27:02,479 --> 00:27:04,936 Must you play the radio so loud? 497 00:27:07,818 --> 00:27:09,308 Hey, Dad, look at this. 498 00:27:12,615 --> 00:27:14,230 Wait, wait. Let me do it right. 499 00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:15,443 - All right. - Ok. 500 00:27:16,577 --> 00:27:18,659 Look at that. 501 00:27:18,704 --> 00:27:20,366 That's an upside-down fan. 502 00:27:20,415 --> 00:27:21,871 That's very nice. 503 00:27:21,917 --> 00:27:23,032 Needs a little work. 504 00:27:23,085 --> 00:27:25,076 Why aren't you out playing ball or something? 505 00:27:25,087 --> 00:27:26,372 I don't want to play basketball. 506 00:27:29,007 --> 00:27:30,918 Come on, Bridget. One time, for the kid. 507 00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:34,794 Hey, Jeffrey! 508 00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:35,966 Hi, Pauly. 509 00:27:37,016 --> 00:27:38,131 How are you? 510 00:27:38,184 --> 00:27:40,766 All the guys, we're working down at the supermarket, you know? 511 00:27:40,812 --> 00:27:42,206 We're wondering what's happening to you. 512 00:27:42,230 --> 00:27:44,892 I tell you, I got a job working at this beach club parking cars. 513 00:27:44,941 --> 00:27:46,306 I'm making a lot of money. 514 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,599 Oh, my God! 515 00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:49,923 Shel, what's the matter with that girl? 516 00:27:49,947 --> 00:27:51,938 Nothing. She does that stuff all the time. 517 00:27:51,949 --> 00:27:54,907 Hey, Jeffrey. Meet Bridget. Bridget, meet Jeffrey. 518 00:27:54,952 --> 00:27:56,738 - How do you do? - Fine. How are you? 519 00:27:56,745 --> 00:27:57,905 Nice to meet you. 520 00:27:57,955 --> 00:27:59,616 Same here. 521 00:27:59,623 --> 00:28:01,363 All the stock boys are after her. 522 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,283 Well, I can see why. 523 00:28:03,295 --> 00:28:05,536 Hey, listen, you gotta come down and visit. 524 00:28:05,588 --> 00:28:06,703 All right. 525 00:28:06,756 --> 00:28:07,900 I'm working over in the dairy department now. 526 00:28:07,924 --> 00:28:09,334 - Ok, Shelly. - Everything's going real nice. 527 00:28:09,342 --> 00:28:10,502 Great. I'll be down. 528 00:28:11,761 --> 00:28:13,126 All right. Bye-bye! 529 00:28:14,681 --> 00:28:16,467 Jeez, get me out of here. 530 00:28:23,983 --> 00:28:25,564 Tore '. Tore '.! 531 00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:36,114 Willis! Leave me alone! 532 00:28:44,463 --> 00:28:47,456 The girl that looks like a Barbie doll is driving me crazy. 533 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,169 Who, Carla? Yeah, she asked me out. 534 00:28:49,218 --> 00:28:51,209 I didn't want to go out with her. She's too tall. 535 00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:52,335 Heard all about it. 536 00:28:52,388 --> 00:28:53,924 Hey, Jeffrey and Steve, see you later. 537 00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:55,088 See you later, fellas. 538 00:28:55,141 --> 00:28:56,744 - Yeah, bye, Jeffrey. - Thanks for the money, Alfred. 539 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:57,883 Go park a car, Jeff. 540 00:28:57,935 --> 00:28:59,516 Look, forget him. 541 00:28:59,562 --> 00:29:00,915 You wanna win some of your money back, Alfred? 542 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,520 What do you say we go to the track? 543 00:29:04,651 --> 00:29:07,563 Steven, I've been looking all over for you. 544 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:08,686 Really? 545 00:29:08,739 --> 00:29:10,400 No, not really, Steven. 546 00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:12,531 The cook is making Beef Wellington tomorrow night. 547 00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:13,691 You'll come for dinner? 548 00:29:13,744 --> 00:29:15,281 Oh, it'd be my pleasure, Mrs. Brody. 549 00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:16,445 Good. 550 00:29:16,498 --> 00:29:17,738 And I'll be dessert. 551 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,248 Carla, darling, you like Beef Wellington, don't you? 552 00:29:20,251 --> 00:29:21,411 Oh, yeah. 553 00:29:22,337 --> 00:29:23,747 How are you, Mrs. Brody? 554 00:29:27,717 --> 00:29:29,128 Lovely day, isn't it? 555 00:29:29,178 --> 00:29:30,964 Oh, beautiful. 556 00:29:31,013 --> 00:29:32,219 Jeffrey. 557 00:29:33,557 --> 00:29:35,093 Well, I got to get back to work. 558 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:37,550 I'll see you later, Carla. 559 00:29:37,603 --> 00:29:40,140 Jeffrey, could you get off tomorrow night? 560 00:29:40,189 --> 00:29:41,599 Tomorrow night? Jeez, I don't know. 561 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,857 What... what is tomorrow? 562 00:29:43,902 --> 00:29:45,563 Monday night's pretty slow, Jeff. 563 00:29:47,072 --> 00:29:49,438 I'd like to invite you to our house for dinner. 564 00:29:49,491 --> 00:29:50,697 - You would? - You would? 565 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,065 Yeah. 566 00:29:52,077 --> 00:29:55,069 Oh, I'd be delighted. What time? 567 00:29:55,122 --> 00:29:56,362 8.00. 568 00:29:56,415 --> 00:29:58,577 Hey, that's great. It's like a double date. 569 00:29:59,419 --> 00:30:00,579 Yeah. 570 00:30:01,838 --> 00:30:03,078 All right. I got to go to work. 571 00:30:03,131 --> 00:30:05,122 8:00. Dinner. 572 00:30:05,174 --> 00:30:06,289 I'll see you later, Carla. 573 00:30:06,342 --> 00:30:07,457 Bye. 574 00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:09,546 Come on, let's go for a swim. 575 00:30:09,595 --> 00:30:10,880 You know, he's really cute and everything... 576 00:30:10,888 --> 00:30:13,096 but did you have to invite him to dinner? 577 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:15,466 Isn't that the boy from the parking lot? 578 00:30:15,519 --> 00:30:17,851 That's right. Jeffrey's a friend of mine. 579 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:19,306 From the parking lot. 580 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:35,278 This is it. 581 00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:37,997 Steve, how many families live here? 582 00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:39,282 Just the Brodys. 583 00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:52,053 Stevie! Where you been? 584 00:30:52,099 --> 00:30:53,214 Hi, Lizzie. How you doing? 585 00:30:53,267 --> 00:30:54,382 Oh, fine. 586 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:56,472 Good. This is my friend Jeffrey Willis. 587 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:57,852 - Hi, Jeffrey. - Pleasure meeting you. 588 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,767 Why are you sweating so about? 589 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,264 Am I sweaty? 590 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,558 Well, come on in. 591 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,647 Don't stand there like mosquito bait. 592 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,690 Thanks. 593 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:13,740 Mr. Brody's probably in the den. 594 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,209 I didn't kill my brother. 595 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,968 It was an accident. 596 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:33,390 Hello. I'm Mister Ed. 597 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:40,853 Mr. Brody. 598 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:42,145 Oh, come on in, guys. 599 00:31:42,195 --> 00:31:43,981 Come on in. 600 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,986 It's nice to see you, Mr. Brody. 601 00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:47,696 Steve, you've been coming around a long time now. 602 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,656 It's time to stop calling me Mr. Brody. 603 00:31:49,661 --> 00:31:51,197 Call me Phil. All right? 604 00:31:51,246 --> 00:31:52,361 That's Phil. Yeah. 605 00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:53,870 Phil, this is my friend Jeffrey Willis. 606 00:31:53,874 --> 00:31:55,769 Glad to meet you, Jeff. You're a friend of Carla's? 607 00:31:55,793 --> 00:31:56,908 Yes. 608 00:31:56,961 --> 00:31:58,076 Good. Sit down. Sit down. 609 00:31:58,128 --> 00:31:59,481 I got something here I want to show you. 610 00:31:59,505 --> 00:32:00,995 It's a new thing. Just come out with this gimmick. 611 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,496 Look. Watch this. Look at this. 612 00:32:04,385 --> 00:32:05,716 Got a commercial? 613 00:32:05,719 --> 00:32:06,880 Zap! 614 00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:10,718 So she says, "Where will I go and how long will I stay?" 615 00:32:12,477 --> 00:32:13,842 Cowboys and Indians. 616 00:32:16,231 --> 00:32:17,937 - It's not bad. - That's great. 617 00:32:17,983 --> 00:32:20,690 This is the best part. I can turn off the sound. 618 00:32:20,694 --> 00:32:22,105 Zap. 619 00:32:22,113 --> 00:32:23,444 Can I get you guys something to drink? 620 00:32:23,447 --> 00:32:25,062 You want something cold? A beer? 621 00:32:25,116 --> 00:32:26,231 Yeah. Beer sounds good. 622 00:32:26,284 --> 00:32:28,570 Good. Two Lowenbrau coming up. 623 00:32:28,578 --> 00:32:29,909 Have you got a Heineken? 624 00:32:31,581 --> 00:32:32,741 I got a Lowenbrau. 625 00:32:32,748 --> 00:32:33,908 Miller or something? 626 00:32:35,293 --> 00:32:36,454 I got Lowenbrau. 627 00:32:38,797 --> 00:32:40,458 Where's Joyce? 628 00:32:40,507 --> 00:32:44,250 Oh, she's upstairs. She's still arranging herself. 629 00:32:44,261 --> 00:32:45,467 I don't think she can arrange herself... 630 00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:47,335 any better than she already is. 631 00:32:49,266 --> 00:32:50,869 Steve, why don't you run up and tell the girls... 632 00:32:50,893 --> 00:32:52,008 I'm getting hungry. 633 00:32:52,061 --> 00:32:53,221 Oh, sure thing. 634 00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:57,264 Where are they, Joyce's room down at the end? 635 00:32:58,735 --> 00:33:00,691 I'll find them... Phil. 636 00:33:05,034 --> 00:33:07,241 I've seen you somewhere before, haven't I? 637 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:09,322 I'm a parking attendant at the club. 638 00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:12,033 Right. That's it. You parked my car. 639 00:33:12,082 --> 00:33:13,367 That's it. Yeah, yeah. 640 00:33:13,417 --> 00:33:14,657 Here's your Lowenbrau. 641 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,450 Thanks. 642 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,704 Lowenbrau's a good beer, isn't it? 643 00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,839 I've also seen you around the game, haven't I? 644 00:33:20,884 --> 00:33:22,044 Oh, yes, sir. 645 00:33:23,887 --> 00:33:26,629 Yeah. I like to... 646 00:33:26,681 --> 00:33:27,841 I like it there. 647 00:33:29,017 --> 00:33:30,132 You like cards? 648 00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:33,770 Oh, I love cards. I really do. 649 00:33:33,773 --> 00:33:35,934 Gin, gin rummy's my game. 650 00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:39,813 You're the best player I've ever seen, Mr. Brody. 651 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,856 You must be psychic. 652 00:33:41,906 --> 00:33:43,487 Relax, kid. Relax. 653 00:33:43,532 --> 00:33:45,147 You won't get any gratuities here. 654 00:33:47,244 --> 00:33:48,655 I know a lot about cards. 655 00:33:48,664 --> 00:33:49,870 But who am I going to teach it to... 656 00:33:49,873 --> 00:33:51,113 my daughter Joyce? 657 00:33:55,754 --> 00:33:57,369 See, it's all right. You go for gin. That's fine. 658 00:33:57,381 --> 00:33:58,608 But you're greedy. That's your problem. 659 00:33:58,632 --> 00:34:00,293 You gotta leave yourself a back door. 660 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:02,321 Otherwise, you're gonna be caught with your pants down... 661 00:34:02,345 --> 00:34:04,006 - Uncle Phil? - Yeah? 662 00:34:04,055 --> 00:34:05,716 - Dinner's ready. - Thanks, Carla. 663 00:34:05,765 --> 00:34:07,596 Yeah, that's nice. Thanks. 664 00:34:07,642 --> 00:34:08,848 Come on, let's go eat. 665 00:34:08,893 --> 00:34:10,554 We'll talk about this after dinner. 666 00:34:10,603 --> 00:34:11,747 You're a very good card player. 667 00:34:11,771 --> 00:34:12,886 Thank you. 668 00:34:12,939 --> 00:34:14,770 Yeah. You surprised me, you son of a gun. 669 00:34:14,816 --> 00:34:17,684 You got a good card sense. You remember the cards good. 670 00:34:17,695 --> 00:34:18,935 You got to use the facilities? 671 00:34:18,987 --> 00:34:20,102 Excuse me? 672 00:34:20,155 --> 00:34:21,466 Toilet. You got to go to the toilet? 673 00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:22,696 Yes. Thank you. 674 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,110 Yeah. Toilet. 675 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,649 Good player. 676 00:34:25,703 --> 00:34:26,818 There you go, Jeff. 677 00:34:26,829 --> 00:34:27,989 Facilities? 678 00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:29,987 Yeah. 679 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,406 Where is everybody? 680 00:34:31,459 --> 00:34:32,915 Mother and Steven are in the garden. 681 00:34:32,961 --> 00:34:35,122 Carla, go get them, would you? I'm hungry. 682 00:35:06,246 --> 00:35:07,611 Hello, darling. 683 00:35:09,082 --> 00:35:10,413 Where is he? 684 00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:12,453 He's using the facility. 685 00:35:12,502 --> 00:35:13,743 I don't know this boy, Phil. 686 00:35:13,796 --> 00:35:15,878 He could be doing anything in there. 687 00:35:15,923 --> 00:35:18,243 What do you think he's doing? You think he's stealing soap? 688 00:35:25,308 --> 00:35:26,423 Jeffrey? 689 00:35:26,476 --> 00:35:27,636 Coming, ma'am. 690 00:35:52,837 --> 00:35:58,208 Darling, why don't you go to Vassar or Smith? 691 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:01,589 Because I didn't get accepted there, Mother. 692 00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:04,472 Oh. They didn't accept you. Oh. 693 00:36:04,475 --> 00:36:06,761 Besides, I don't want to go to a girls' school. 694 00:36:08,562 --> 00:36:12,522 I'm going to be going to Miami-Dade in September. Yeah. 695 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,148 I just went to the University of Miami. 696 00:36:14,152 --> 00:36:17,189 I didn't do so well there. 697 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,230 Oh, that's nice. That's nice. 698 00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:21,443 And the year before that, I went to Fordham. 699 00:36:21,493 --> 00:36:23,609 Fordham, yeah. You must be a tennis player. 700 00:36:23,662 --> 00:36:24,777 Yeah, I am. 701 00:36:24,830 --> 00:36:26,992 You want to play sometime. 702 00:36:26,999 --> 00:36:28,990 You want to play tennis with me? 703 00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:30,286 Have you ever seen me play tennis? 704 00:36:30,294 --> 00:36:31,454 Yeah. I seen you play once. 705 00:36:31,504 --> 00:36:32,619 Very good. 706 00:36:32,672 --> 00:36:33,832 I like to play. 707 00:36:36,217 --> 00:36:37,332 Thank you. 708 00:36:37,385 --> 00:36:38,545 Aspic, Jeffrey? 709 00:36:40,806 --> 00:36:43,513 Mother, I don't really think Jeffrey knows what aspic is. 710 00:36:46,478 --> 00:36:48,059 No, I don't. 711 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,265 It's like Jell-O. 712 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:54,692 So don't take it, Jeffrey. 713 00:36:54,696 --> 00:36:55,936 I hate aspic. 714 00:36:55,989 --> 00:36:58,526 Oh, Phil. Lizzy worked all day on this dish. 715 00:36:58,533 --> 00:37:00,819 I read it to her from the New York Times. 716 00:37:00,869 --> 00:37:03,986 Phyllis, I don't want anything on my plate that moves. 717 00:37:04,038 --> 00:37:05,198 Right, Jeffrey? 718 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,600 Jeffrey. 719 00:37:39,452 --> 00:37:40,988 You know what I've been thinking? 720 00:37:41,037 --> 00:37:43,449 I've been thinking that it's bad for our image... 721 00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:46,660 to have a parking lot attendant in our house. 722 00:37:46,709 --> 00:37:47,869 Uncle Phil. 723 00:37:47,919 --> 00:37:49,580 It's only just this once. 724 00:37:49,629 --> 00:37:51,085 No, no. 725 00:37:51,088 --> 00:37:54,126 Does cabana boy sound better? 726 00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,046 Cabana boy? 727 00:37:57,095 --> 00:37:58,255 Oh, you like that. 728 00:38:00,182 --> 00:38:02,719 Well, Mr. Brody, I'd give my right arm. 729 00:38:02,768 --> 00:38:04,429 You know Colonel Easton? 730 00:38:04,478 --> 00:38:07,471 Of course. He owns... He owns the El Flamingo. 731 00:38:07,523 --> 00:38:09,889 After dinner, I'm going to give him a phone call. 732 00:38:09,943 --> 00:38:12,309 He's into me for a lot of money. 733 00:38:14,364 --> 00:38:16,730 This summer, I'm gonna win the rest of it. 734 00:38:21,664 --> 00:38:24,656 Look, Carla, I hope I didn't embarrass you in there. 735 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,283 Why? You were just being yourself, Jeffrey. 736 00:38:27,294 --> 00:38:29,000 I like it. 737 00:38:29,046 --> 00:38:30,398 Frankly, I think they should have made you... 738 00:38:30,422 --> 00:38:32,128 feel a little more comfortable in there. 739 00:38:32,132 --> 00:38:34,418 Well, your uncle made me feel comfortable. 740 00:38:34,426 --> 00:38:35,792 He's a nice man. 741 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:38,636 I'm really glad that I met him. 742 00:38:40,517 --> 00:38:42,132 I guess he's all right. 743 00:38:42,185 --> 00:38:44,722 Joyce, you're hurting me! 744 00:38:44,771 --> 00:38:46,682 Oh, come on. Firm up! 745 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,726 Those are big goldfish. 746 00:38:51,779 --> 00:38:53,019 They're koi. 747 00:38:53,072 --> 00:38:55,313 You know, Japanese carp. 748 00:38:55,324 --> 00:38:56,689 You ever have one of those days when you feel... 749 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:59,363 like everything you say is wrong? 750 00:38:59,412 --> 00:39:00,527 I'm sorry, Jeffrey. 751 00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:03,663 You know... maybe I shouldn't have had you here tonight. 752 00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:08,169 No! I'm glad that I came. 753 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,877 I wanted to get to know you. 754 00:39:13,343 --> 00:39:15,174 Joyce, I think I broke a tooth. 755 00:39:26,524 --> 00:39:27,889 So I call it the Flamingo... 756 00:39:27,942 --> 00:39:30,479 because the flamingo is a floppy bird... 757 00:39:30,486 --> 00:39:32,068 just like me, you know? 758 00:39:32,114 --> 00:39:34,480 Anyway, after the war... 759 00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:37,570 I retired from the Air Force a full colonel. 760 00:39:37,619 --> 00:39:41,282 And my first wife pushes me to joining an exclusive club. 761 00:39:41,331 --> 00:39:43,617 Exclusive! None of my friends could join. 762 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:44,782 You know what I mean? 763 00:39:44,835 --> 00:39:48,749 Anyway, after we split up, I got this place here. 764 00:39:48,798 --> 00:39:51,505 I feel that different people can make for... 765 00:39:51,551 --> 00:39:55,794 a very stimulating relationship and atmosphere, you know? 766 00:39:55,847 --> 00:39:58,463 Here. Jeffrey? 767 00:39:58,516 --> 00:40:02,351 Work hard, and you'll put a lot of change in your pocket. 768 00:40:02,396 --> 00:40:05,183 What is that new kid's name? What's his name? Jason? 769 00:40:05,232 --> 00:40:06,438 That's Jeffrey. 770 00:40:06,484 --> 00:40:08,315 Jeffrey. Hey, Jeffrey. 771 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,816 Please, we need you. 772 00:40:10,988 --> 00:40:12,694 Please, Jeffrey, I'm late. 773 00:40:18,246 --> 00:40:19,827 Jeffrey, come on. 774 00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:23,661 Where's my drink? It's a half-hour! 775 00:40:23,710 --> 00:40:25,246 Hurry up, Jeffrey. 776 00:40:26,421 --> 00:40:27,877 Hey, Jeff. Here! Here! 777 00:40:29,216 --> 00:40:31,754 Jeffrey! 778 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,473 Black makes you look nice. 779 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,232 Put it away, OK? 780 00:40:47,277 --> 00:40:48,483 Family portrait. 781 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,644 Try and look happy, dear. 782 00:40:49,696 --> 00:40:51,186 Is everyone smiling? 783 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,697 I want a picture with Jeffrey. Give us a picture with Jeffrey. 784 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:54,948 Jeffrey, come here. Take a picture. 785 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,567 Just, come on. That's fine. 786 00:40:56,578 --> 00:40:59,161 Right in here. Come in here. Look at this. 787 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,664 I'll be in the cabana, darling. 788 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,789 Wait a minute! I'll take off the glasses. 789 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,128 I look better without the glasses. 790 00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:11,125 Jeffrey! Over here, Jeffrey! 791 00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:35,401 Good evening, Mr. Brody. 792 00:41:35,453 --> 00:41:37,473 I'm just gonna straighten up your cabana a little bit, OK? 793 00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:38,987 Sure. 794 00:41:38,999 --> 00:41:41,992 That's a nice shirt you have, Mr. Brody. 795 00:41:42,044 --> 00:41:43,534 Thank you, Jeffrey. 796 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,295 Appearance is important. 797 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,331 Remember what I'm telling you. 798 00:41:48,384 --> 00:41:50,375 You are what you wear. 799 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:52,906 You know, I've heard that before. 800 00:41:52,930 --> 00:41:54,886 What is that, a satin-satin shirt? 801 00:41:54,891 --> 00:41:57,224 Satin? This shirt? Satin? 802 00:41:57,269 --> 00:41:58,725 Are you kidding? Satin? 803 00:41:58,729 --> 00:42:00,765 Come here. Come here. Satin! 804 00:42:00,814 --> 00:42:02,395 Feel that. Feel that. 805 00:42:02,441 --> 00:42:04,898 Satin! Silk. 806 00:42:04,943 --> 00:42:06,524 Oh, jeez, you know, I should have known. 807 00:42:09,531 --> 00:42:11,022 It's great. 808 00:42:11,034 --> 00:42:12,490 I want you to have it. 809 00:42:12,535 --> 00:42:13,650 Oh, Mr. Brody, you don't have to... 810 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:15,526 Jeffrey, please. I want you to have it. 811 00:42:15,538 --> 00:42:16,653 All right? 812 00:42:16,706 --> 00:42:18,037 You're going to love this shirt. 813 00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:20,874 I don't have to do it. I don't have to do anything. 814 00:42:20,877 --> 00:42:23,118 Slide your arm up that sleeve. 815 00:42:23,171 --> 00:42:24,582 That's real nice of you, Mr. Brody. 816 00:42:24,590 --> 00:42:25,705 Yeah, that's really nice. 817 00:42:25,758 --> 00:42:26,873 You like that feel? 818 00:42:26,926 --> 00:42:28,041 It's a nice shirt. 819 00:42:28,093 --> 00:42:29,378 - I got dozens of these shirts. - Yeah? 820 00:42:29,386 --> 00:42:31,547 Guy in Hong Kong sends 'em to me. 821 00:42:31,597 --> 00:42:32,712 You going to school? 822 00:42:32,765 --> 00:42:34,551 - Yes, sir. - Where are you going? 823 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,636 I'm probably going to be studying at Columbia. 824 00:42:36,685 --> 00:42:38,300 Good for you! That's great! 825 00:42:38,354 --> 00:42:39,970 Did you go to college, Mr. Brody. 826 00:42:40,023 --> 00:42:42,435 Yeah... Well, I mean, I didn't... 827 00:42:42,484 --> 00:42:44,725 You know, I didn't go to college, but... 828 00:42:44,778 --> 00:42:46,214 My older brother used all the money... 829 00:42:46,238 --> 00:42:48,103 so there was nothing left for me. 830 00:42:48,114 --> 00:42:50,526 I went to night school. I graduated, NYU. 831 00:42:50,575 --> 00:42:53,488 Took a lot of business courses. Let me give you some advice. 832 00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:56,199 You can forget that literature, religion... 833 00:42:56,249 --> 00:42:58,410 music, philosophy, things like that. 834 00:42:58,459 --> 00:43:00,165 I mean, it's OK, but... 835 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,624 what are you going to do with philosophy? 836 00:43:03,673 --> 00:43:07,883 You've never seen a philosopher making 50 grand a year. 837 00:43:09,805 --> 00:43:11,386 No. 838 00:43:11,431 --> 00:43:13,422 Remember what I'm telling you. 839 00:43:13,433 --> 00:43:16,140 Socrates rode around on the back of a donkey. 840 00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:19,973 That's a good one, Mr. Brody. 841 00:43:21,441 --> 00:43:22,602 Don't do that, please. 842 00:43:22,610 --> 00:43:24,441 I'm gonna have to ask you to get out of the car now. 843 00:43:24,445 --> 00:43:26,936 Jeffrey, you like that Maserati? 844 00:43:26,990 --> 00:43:28,400 180 miles an hour. 845 00:43:28,449 --> 00:43:30,485 You step on that gas, it's good-bye, everybody. 846 00:43:30,535 --> 00:43:31,695 Mr. Brody, he just came... 847 00:43:31,744 --> 00:43:33,325 No, no. Ron, it's all right. It's a friend of mine. 848 00:43:33,329 --> 00:43:34,694 This is Jeffrey. Say hello to Ron. 849 00:43:34,747 --> 00:43:35,862 Ron, it's a pleasure. 850 00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:37,031 Nice to meet you. 851 00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:38,369 Ron started working with me... 852 00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:39,909 when you were what, 21 years of age? 853 00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:41,918 - Right. - 21 years old. 854 00:43:41,964 --> 00:43:43,170 Now he's got a big house in Manhasset. 855 00:43:43,173 --> 00:43:45,459 He's got a swimming pool. He's got a barbecue pit. 856 00:43:46,969 --> 00:43:48,129 It's all right. 857 00:43:48,137 --> 00:43:49,817 I'm sorry. I didn't think you would want... 858 00:43:51,224 --> 00:43:53,465 Go sell a car. Go on. 859 00:43:58,231 --> 00:44:02,190 That's proof. It's never too soon to start with a career. 860 00:44:02,235 --> 00:44:03,975 Yeah. 861 00:44:03,987 --> 00:44:06,024 Come on, let's go for a spin. 862 00:44:06,073 --> 00:44:07,483 In this? 863 00:44:07,491 --> 00:44:09,072 No. You don't drive this on the road. 864 00:44:09,118 --> 00:44:10,699 It's got no windshield. You get bugs in your teeth. 865 00:44:10,703 --> 00:44:12,785 Oh, yeah. Sure. 866 00:44:12,788 --> 00:44:15,575 You ever hit a bug going 180 miles an hour? 867 00:44:15,624 --> 00:44:17,660 Believe me, it's not a thrill. 868 00:44:17,668 --> 00:44:19,375 For you or the bug. 869 00:44:19,421 --> 00:44:21,207 All I have to do is sell 2 of these every month... 870 00:44:21,214 --> 00:44:22,499 Covers my whole nut. 871 00:44:22,549 --> 00:44:24,665 - Whole nut? - Easy. 872 00:44:24,676 --> 00:44:27,338 You know, I watch guys knocking their brains out. 873 00:44:27,387 --> 00:44:28,797 Take my brother Pat. 874 00:44:28,805 --> 00:44:30,545 Law review at Michigan. 875 00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:32,681 If he's lucky... lucky! 876 00:44:32,684 --> 00:44:35,017 He does maybe 20 grand a year. 877 00:44:36,522 --> 00:44:39,480 That's my bar bill at the club. 878 00:44:39,525 --> 00:44:41,311 Your bar bill at the club. 879 00:44:41,361 --> 00:44:42,976 The point I'm making is... 880 00:44:43,029 --> 00:44:46,738 the salesmen of this world make the money. 881 00:44:46,783 --> 00:44:48,024 Remember that. 882 00:44:48,077 --> 00:44:49,442 Yeah. Yeah. You're right. 883 00:44:49,495 --> 00:44:51,827 The reason I'm telling you this is I've been watching you. 884 00:44:54,917 --> 00:44:56,703 You know what I've seen so far spells? 885 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,080 What? 886 00:45:00,422 --> 00:45:01,582 Salesman. 887 00:45:03,385 --> 00:45:05,091 Salesman, huh? 888 00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:07,468 You're personable, you're bright, you're sharp. 889 00:45:07,514 --> 00:45:09,425 Yeah? 890 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:12,511 You're just the kind of young man I want working for me. 891 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,720 Really? 892 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:16,854 I never kid when I'm talking about a person's future. 893 00:45:18,234 --> 00:45:19,394 Come on, kid. Let it out. 894 00:45:19,402 --> 00:45:20,687 See what this thing will do. 895 00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:34,872 Look what I found in his closet. 896 00:45:34,876 --> 00:45:36,457 It's a silk shirt. 897 00:45:39,214 --> 00:45:40,750 Looks like some kind of costume. 898 00:45:42,175 --> 00:45:45,042 He said somebody at the club gave it to him. 899 00:45:45,095 --> 00:45:46,256 I wouldn't wear that. 900 00:46:08,745 --> 00:46:10,451 Go, Carla, go. 901 00:46:12,332 --> 00:46:13,447 There you are, Mrs. Brody. 902 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:15,992 Straight vodka on the rocks in a wine glass. 903 00:46:16,004 --> 00:46:17,995 Is there anything else you'd like me to get? 904 00:46:18,047 --> 00:46:19,207 A gun. 905 00:46:21,050 --> 00:46:22,210 Go! 906 00:46:25,597 --> 00:46:27,804 Well, I'll check the snack bar to see if they have a gun, 907 00:46:27,807 --> 00:46:30,550 but you might have to settle for a club sandwich. 908 00:46:30,603 --> 00:46:32,093 Cute, Jeffrey, cute. 909 00:46:33,314 --> 00:46:36,226 This is my life... Being amused by a cabana boy. 910 00:46:38,486 --> 00:46:39,646 Ole! 911 00:46:57,924 --> 00:47:00,666 Curt, I give you the honor of working on the perfect body. 912 00:47:02,637 --> 00:47:04,343 And you can also work on this damn machine. 913 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:07,130 What is that 192? What? No way I weigh 192. 914 00:47:07,183 --> 00:47:08,673 Are they kidding? 192. 915 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:10,341 You look good. 916 00:47:10,394 --> 00:47:12,511 I try to... I try to keep in shape. 917 00:47:13,815 --> 00:47:15,680 You know, Jeff, I... 918 00:47:15,692 --> 00:47:18,855 I've been watching your gin rummy game. 919 00:47:18,904 --> 00:47:20,610 Go on. Lay down. Stretch out. 920 00:47:20,656 --> 00:47:21,816 Lay down on my stomach? 921 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,360 There you go. 922 00:47:25,369 --> 00:47:27,031 Yeah. 923 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,265 You know, maybe someday you and me... 924 00:47:28,289 --> 00:47:30,575 we could sit on the same side of the table. 925 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,581 Nah, never. 926 00:47:32,627 --> 00:47:34,492 The guys you play against are too good. 927 00:47:36,172 --> 00:47:37,708 They think they're too good. 928 00:47:37,715 --> 00:47:39,580 That's the secret. 929 00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:41,254 Jeffrey, my boy... 930 00:47:41,303 --> 00:47:43,669 God put certain people on this Earth to give you money. 931 00:47:43,681 --> 00:47:48,345 And your responsibility in life is to go out there and take it. 932 00:47:49,645 --> 00:47:50,805 Isn't that right, Axel? 933 00:47:52,189 --> 00:47:55,603 See, Jeff, I know a lot more about you than you realize. 934 00:47:55,652 --> 00:47:57,463 I see a young fellow who was probably raised... 935 00:47:57,487 --> 00:48:01,025 by a good, solid family in Brooklyn. 936 00:48:01,074 --> 00:48:03,736 A hardworking father, like mine. 937 00:48:03,785 --> 00:48:05,741 I loved my father. 938 00:48:05,745 --> 00:48:08,532 He sold notions down in the garment district. 939 00:48:08,582 --> 00:48:12,121 And if he sold a lot of 1,000... 940 00:48:12,169 --> 00:48:15,411 he'd clear maybe $5.00. 941 00:48:15,423 --> 00:48:16,583 Really? 942 00:48:16,591 --> 00:48:21,051 I remember one time he was... you know, kind of discouraged. 943 00:48:22,430 --> 00:48:24,387 And he sat there, and he looked at me. 944 00:48:25,684 --> 00:48:27,140 Do you know what he said to me? 945 00:48:30,022 --> 00:48:32,980 "Phil, how many pounds of potatoes will I eat..." 946 00:48:32,983 --> 00:48:34,268 "before I die?" 947 00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:42,862 I don't want to see that happen to you, Jeffrey. 948 00:48:42,910 --> 00:48:45,276 Make sure you come to see me when you're ready, all right? 949 00:48:47,415 --> 00:48:49,280 I will. 950 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:50,452 Come on. 951 00:48:50,501 --> 00:48:52,788 Over we go. On the front. 952 00:48:52,838 --> 00:48:55,796 Over here. Same spot. 953 00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:56,959 Get me in the front. 954 00:49:04,016 --> 00:49:05,972 Hi, Dad. Hi, Nikki. 955 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:07,513 Look what the wind blew in. 956 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,646 Hi, Ma. Anybody call? 957 00:49:11,691 --> 00:49:14,182 To what do we owe the pleasure? 958 00:49:14,235 --> 00:49:15,850 What brings you home? 959 00:49:15,904 --> 00:49:17,269 Oh, they closed the club early. 960 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,562 The rain killed us, so... 961 00:49:18,615 --> 00:49:22,029 Jeffrey, do you want gravy on your potatoes? 962 00:49:25,581 --> 00:49:26,741 Dad. 963 00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,414 Did you have potatoes tonight? 964 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:32,167 Oh, yes. Boiled. 965 00:49:32,213 --> 00:49:35,047 How many potatoes do you think you'll eat before you die? 966 00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:42,462 Jeffrey, do you want potatoes or not? 967 00:49:45,185 --> 00:49:47,346 Oh, no, thank you, Mom. I'll just have a little dessert. 968 00:49:47,354 --> 00:49:49,060 I ate dinner already. 969 00:49:49,106 --> 00:49:51,849 I got ice cream. Come on. 970 00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,893 Mom, how come you never make aspic? 971 00:49:54,946 --> 00:49:57,653 Aspic? 972 00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:59,735 You tell him when he comes back, all right? 973 00:50:01,285 --> 00:50:03,367 Jeffrey, can I see you a moment, please? 974 00:50:07,584 --> 00:50:08,699 Tell him now. 975 00:50:08,752 --> 00:50:11,585 I was at Columbia today, filling out my fall courses... 976 00:50:11,630 --> 00:50:12,745 Tell him faster. 977 00:50:12,798 --> 00:50:14,663 So I talked to a professor friend I know... 978 00:50:14,717 --> 00:50:17,584 and I got you another interview. 979 00:50:17,594 --> 00:50:18,755 For what? 980 00:50:18,805 --> 00:50:20,261 Admissions. 981 00:50:20,306 --> 00:50:21,784 Just because you're on the list at Columbia... 982 00:50:21,808 --> 00:50:22,952 doesn't mean you should give up. 983 00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:24,932 This interview could move you right up there. 984 00:50:24,936 --> 00:50:27,143 You still want to go to Columbia, don't you, Jeffrey? 985 00:50:27,188 --> 00:50:30,021 I mean, you don't want to go to Pratt. 986 00:50:30,024 --> 00:50:32,437 Thank you, Nikki, but I may not be needing college. 987 00:50:34,655 --> 00:50:35,815 Ok? 988 00:50:40,995 --> 00:50:42,860 You may not be needing college? 989 00:50:44,039 --> 00:50:45,950 What may you be needing? 990 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,741 Dad, let's face it. 991 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,914 The best training for life is life. 992 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:51,703 I'm thinking about going into sales. 993 00:50:53,508 --> 00:50:55,794 The cabana boy is going into sales. 994 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,209 Look, money's the name of the game... 995 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,506 and if you can make it easy, make it easy. 996 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,926 I know this guy. 997 00:51:01,934 --> 00:51:04,095 He sells only 2 sports cars a month. 998 00:51:04,145 --> 00:51:06,386 It covers his whole nut. 999 00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:08,179 - Jeffrey... - See what I'm saying? 1000 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:11,474 You don't really want to sell cars, do you? 1001 00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:13,609 You want to go to college, right? 1002 00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:15,570 Mom. Ma, believe me. 1003 00:51:15,616 --> 00:51:17,152 College is overrated. 1004 00:51:17,201 --> 00:51:18,782 Don't let anybody tell you different. 1005 00:51:20,245 --> 00:51:22,827 I know this guy. He made law review at Michigan. 1006 00:51:22,873 --> 00:51:25,114 He's lucky if he brings in 20 grand a year. 1007 00:51:25,167 --> 00:51:26,953 Now, you take this car salesman I know... 1008 00:51:28,545 --> 00:51:31,208 that's his bar bill at the club. 1009 00:51:31,257 --> 00:51:33,213 What does this car salesman drink? 1010 00:51:33,259 --> 00:51:34,403 Well, maybe I'm overstating it. 1011 00:51:34,427 --> 00:51:36,884 The point I'm trying to make is it's the businessmen... 1012 00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:39,091 of this world that make the money. 1013 00:51:39,098 --> 00:51:40,258 You know what I'm saying. 1014 00:51:40,266 --> 00:51:42,097 No, I don't. 1015 00:51:42,101 --> 00:51:43,966 Who is this person? 1016 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:47,809 Who is this person? Phil Brody, the King. 1017 00:51:47,817 --> 00:51:49,307 Now he knows kings. 1018 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,066 What the hell is he talking about? 1019 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:53,227 Phil Brody owns Brody Motors out in Rockaway. 1020 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,240 He's probably the top mover of performance cars... 1021 00:51:55,282 --> 00:51:57,648 on the whole East Coast. 1022 00:51:57,660 --> 00:52:00,368 He says what he sees in me spells salesman. 1023 00:52:00,413 --> 00:52:02,495 What I see of you spells crap. 1024 00:52:06,419 --> 00:52:08,205 Why do you always have to put me down? 1025 00:52:08,255 --> 00:52:09,961 Because-Come here. I'll tell you why. 1026 00:52:10,006 --> 00:52:11,997 You're a kid. Because you're just a kid. 1027 00:52:12,008 --> 00:52:13,374 You got gook on your shirt. 1028 00:52:13,386 --> 00:52:15,672 You got no training. You can't spell anything yet. 1029 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,170 Arthur! Arthur, please. 1030 00:52:17,223 --> 00:52:20,386 Nikki, play something so the neighbors don't hear. 1031 00:52:20,434 --> 00:52:22,720 No, no. Please stop. Stop playing. Don't play. 1032 00:52:24,146 --> 00:52:29,392 Jeffrey, I may be just a plumber named Willis... 1033 00:52:29,444 --> 00:52:31,025 but I'm a good plumber. 1034 00:52:31,864 --> 00:52:34,355 I give a dollar's work for a dollar's pay. 1035 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,744 I put in a sleeve, I cut a joint, it stays. 1036 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:45,040 But still, I have some dreams. 1037 00:52:47,672 --> 00:52:50,505 And Ruth and I will sail off somewhere. 1038 00:52:50,550 --> 00:52:52,711 My other dream is that my children be educated. 1039 00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,255 I don't care what you do. 1040 00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,341 Worse comes to worst, an educated plumber... 1041 00:52:56,348 --> 00:52:58,213 which would make you a better plumber than me. 1042 00:52:58,267 --> 00:52:59,382 But be educated. 1043 00:52:59,435 --> 00:53:01,371 Now, this... this friend of yours has some funny ideas. 1044 00:53:01,395 --> 00:53:02,555 This Mr. Brophy... 1045 00:53:02,563 --> 00:53:03,723 Brody. 1046 00:53:03,731 --> 00:53:06,222 Brody! Everybody knows this guy! 1047 00:53:06,275 --> 00:53:07,981 He's got some funny ideas. 1048 00:53:08,027 --> 00:53:09,983 And I won't have them in my house. 1049 00:53:10,029 --> 00:53:12,066 This is my house! 1050 00:53:12,115 --> 00:53:13,696 That's my chair, that's my table... 1051 00:53:13,742 --> 00:53:15,073 that's my piano, my binoculars! 1052 00:53:15,076 --> 00:53:17,658 My pictures! That used to be my dog! 1053 00:53:17,704 --> 00:53:18,989 That's my sofa! 1054 00:53:19,039 --> 00:53:20,575 I am king here! 1055 00:53:23,293 --> 00:53:24,579 Forget the interview, Jeffrey. 1056 00:53:24,629 --> 00:53:25,914 Just go to Pratt. 1057 00:53:25,963 --> 00:53:27,078 Wrong. 1058 00:53:27,131 --> 00:53:28,337 Nikki! 1059 00:53:28,382 --> 00:53:30,919 I've just decided now that I'm not going to college. 1060 00:53:30,968 --> 00:53:32,299 I'm going to be a car salesman. 1061 00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:34,051 - Jeffrey, sit down. - No! 1062 00:53:34,096 --> 00:53:35,632 Look, I'm getting a little sick and tired... 1063 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,676 of you telling me what I'm supposed to be... 1064 00:53:37,725 --> 00:53:38,845 and what I'm supposed to do. 1065 00:53:38,894 --> 00:53:40,805 This is my life, OK? 1066 00:53:40,812 --> 00:53:42,723 Let me live it, and leave me alone. 1067 00:53:49,696 --> 00:53:51,357 I'm sorry, Jeffrey. 1068 00:53:51,406 --> 00:53:53,773 I have to go home and get ready for school. 1069 00:53:53,785 --> 00:53:54,945 You know that. 1070 00:53:56,788 --> 00:53:59,154 I have some big decisions I have to make... 1071 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:02,289 you know, with my family and everything. 1072 00:54:02,293 --> 00:54:04,124 I told you about that. You know, my father. 1073 00:54:04,128 --> 00:54:06,244 I told you about him. 1074 00:54:06,297 --> 00:54:08,539 You're the only person around here that I can talk to. 1075 00:54:08,592 --> 00:54:10,799 I can't talk to Hawk, for crying out loud. 1076 00:54:10,844 --> 00:54:11,959 You know what I mean. 1077 00:54:12,012 --> 00:54:13,740 I don't have anybody that I can really talk to... 1078 00:54:13,764 --> 00:54:16,005 except for you, and now you're leaving. 1079 00:54:19,728 --> 00:54:21,970 You're gonna make the right decision. 1080 00:54:22,023 --> 00:54:24,139 It's going to be all right. 1081 00:54:24,150 --> 00:54:25,936 Cabana boy! 1082 00:54:25,986 --> 00:54:27,442 I better get back to work. 1083 00:54:30,824 --> 00:54:31,939 Well, I have a week left. 1084 00:54:31,992 --> 00:54:33,719 Do you want to sulk or do you want to have fun? 1085 00:54:33,743 --> 00:54:35,153 I want to sulk. I don't mind sulking. 1086 00:54:35,161 --> 00:54:36,527 I like to sulk. 1087 00:54:37,999 --> 00:54:40,832 I got to work. I got to make a human sundial here. 1088 00:54:40,835 --> 00:54:44,874 Ok, sulk. If you change your mind, I'll be around. 1089 00:55:37,145 --> 00:55:38,385 There you are, ma'am. 1090 00:55:38,438 --> 00:55:40,804 You have a nice behind, Jeffrey. 1091 00:55:40,857 --> 00:55:44,441 All the cabana boys seem to have the same size behind. 1092 00:55:45,612 --> 00:55:47,227 Can I put your tip in your pocket? 1093 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,441 Yeah. 1094 00:55:51,077 --> 00:55:52,908 You missed my pocket again, Mrs. Unger. 1095 00:55:52,912 --> 00:55:54,277 I like to miss it. 1096 00:55:55,998 --> 00:55:57,613 Tell the boys to bring my car around. 1097 00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:00,203 I'll come out after I shower. 1098 00:56:00,252 --> 00:56:01,708 Ok, Mrs. Unger. 1099 00:56:05,926 --> 00:56:07,917 Hey, Fortune, what are you doing tonight? 1100 00:56:07,928 --> 00:56:09,088 I got something hot. 1101 00:56:09,096 --> 00:56:10,256 What? Mrs. Unger? 1102 00:56:10,263 --> 00:56:11,423 No, no, no, no. 1103 00:56:11,473 --> 00:56:14,260 Hop in. I'm working, all right? What's up? 1104 00:56:14,267 --> 00:56:16,474 I got a hot tip on a horse. 1105 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,102 You want to go to the track tonight? 1106 00:56:18,147 --> 00:56:19,512 - The track? - Yeah. 1107 00:56:19,565 --> 00:56:21,726 Hawk knows this trainer who says it's definite. 1108 00:56:21,776 --> 00:56:23,562 So it's definite. 1109 00:56:23,569 --> 00:56:25,355 - Inside info? - Yeah. 1110 00:56:25,404 --> 00:56:27,941 I'm not usually privy to inside information. 1111 00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:29,150 I mean, rich people always are. 1112 00:56:29,158 --> 00:56:31,525 I guess that's why they stay rich. 1113 00:56:31,578 --> 00:56:33,159 So you in? 1114 00:56:33,205 --> 00:56:34,320 Yeah, I'm in. 1115 00:56:34,373 --> 00:56:36,534 Great. We'll pick you up in front here at 7:30. 1116 00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:38,494 I'm going to make you a rich man, Fortune. 1117 00:56:38,544 --> 00:56:40,250 Like to hear it. 1118 00:56:45,844 --> 00:56:47,505 This looks all right. Where's Jeffrey? 1119 00:56:47,554 --> 00:56:49,636 That's what I want to know. 1120 00:56:49,681 --> 00:56:51,467 There's your tailor's wife. 1121 00:56:51,516 --> 00:56:53,472 They must have moved to Long Island. 1122 00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:54,620 No wonder you never got your pants back. 1123 00:56:54,644 --> 00:56:57,181 Ma, ma, please get down from there. 1124 00:56:57,230 --> 00:56:59,141 Shit. My parents are here. 1125 00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,130 Listen, we're going home to get changed, all right? 1126 00:57:03,154 --> 00:57:05,691 Don't forget you gotta be here at 7:30 for the track. 1127 00:57:05,739 --> 00:57:06,854 What track? 1128 00:57:06,907 --> 00:57:08,613 Don't tell everybody about the track! 1129 00:57:08,617 --> 00:57:11,154 My optometrist gave the tip to me, not... 1130 00:57:11,203 --> 00:57:13,489 You have to get Mrs. Unger's car. 1131 00:57:13,497 --> 00:57:15,329 Hi, Ma. 1132 00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:16,865 Hello, Jeffrey. How are you? 1133 00:57:16,918 --> 00:57:18,328 - Jeffrey. - Hello, son. 1134 00:57:18,336 --> 00:57:19,951 Hi, Dad. What are you doing here? 1135 00:57:20,005 --> 00:57:21,165 Same problem with the car. 1136 00:57:21,173 --> 00:57:23,789 It's the water pump. It's shot. 1137 00:57:23,842 --> 00:57:25,753 She still works good, though. 1138 00:57:25,802 --> 00:57:27,793 What are you doing here? 1139 00:57:27,846 --> 00:57:31,385 Well, we decided tonight for a change... 1140 00:57:31,434 --> 00:57:34,141 to go out to dinner together like a family. 1141 00:57:34,187 --> 00:57:35,956 We're going to go have macaroni at Giuseppi's. 1142 00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:37,720 Wait a minute. I can't go. 1143 00:57:37,773 --> 00:57:39,354 I'm sorry. I already made plans. 1144 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,106 What plans? 1145 00:57:41,152 --> 00:57:44,395 What plans? I got to go with my friends. 1146 00:57:44,448 --> 00:57:45,984 Where are you going? 1147 00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:47,473 I'm going out. What's the difference? 1148 00:57:48,368 --> 00:57:50,734 Arthur, I told you we should have called. 1149 00:57:50,787 --> 00:57:52,243 Where are you going out? Where are you going? 1150 00:57:52,247 --> 00:57:53,783 I'm going to Yonkers. 1151 00:57:53,832 --> 00:57:56,289 What's in Yonkers? 1152 00:57:57,002 --> 00:57:58,539 - There's a race track, Dad. - What? 1153 00:57:58,588 --> 00:58:00,544 There's a race track. I'm going with my friends... 1154 00:58:00,548 --> 00:58:01,663 Oh. I see. 1155 00:58:01,716 --> 00:58:02,922 So now going to the race track with your friends... 1156 00:58:02,926 --> 00:58:04,382 is more important than macaroni at Giuseppi's? 1157 00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:05,921 Wait a minute. Mom, did I say that? 1158 00:58:05,970 --> 00:58:08,507 You, too. Work on your backhand. 1159 00:58:08,556 --> 00:58:10,421 I'm so embarrassed. I'm going to die. 1160 00:58:10,475 --> 00:58:13,513 Arthur, we can all have dinner together another time. 1161 00:58:13,562 --> 00:58:15,457 Please, don't. You're making me look like the bad guy. 1162 00:58:15,481 --> 00:58:16,596 Now, listen. 1163 00:58:16,649 --> 00:58:18,605 You're always doing this to me. Don't do this to me. 1164 00:58:18,609 --> 00:58:20,440 Just let me talk to Jeff. Jeffrey. 1165 00:58:22,196 --> 00:58:23,652 And I never said... 1166 00:58:23,697 --> 00:58:25,153 Horses. Race track... 1167 00:58:25,199 --> 00:58:26,485 How you doing? 1168 00:58:26,534 --> 00:58:27,819 Mr. Brody. How are you? 1169 00:58:27,869 --> 00:58:29,825 Am I interrupting something here? 1170 00:58:29,871 --> 00:58:31,111 No, you're not. 1171 00:58:31,164 --> 00:58:32,870 I'd like you to meet my mother. 1172 00:58:32,916 --> 00:58:35,077 Mrs. Willis, how are you? 1173 00:58:35,126 --> 00:58:36,536 What a pleasure this is. 1174 00:58:36,586 --> 00:58:37,701 So nice to meet you. 1175 00:58:37,712 --> 00:58:38,872 This is my daughter, Nikki. 1176 00:58:38,922 --> 00:58:40,037 Nikki, how are you? 1177 00:58:40,090 --> 00:58:41,206 Nikki, say hi to Mr. Brody. 1178 00:58:41,259 --> 00:58:43,250 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1179 00:58:44,136 --> 00:58:46,127 What do you think I am, a moron? 1180 00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:47,295 This is my father. 1181 00:58:47,348 --> 00:58:48,713 Mr. Willis. 1182 00:58:48,724 --> 00:58:51,136 I cannot tell you what a pleasant surprise this is. 1183 00:58:51,143 --> 00:58:52,829 Jeffrey's told me so much about all of you... 1184 00:58:52,853 --> 00:58:54,593 I feel like I know you. 1185 00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:56,517 I feel I know you, too. 1186 00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:58,211 Well, you got a great kid, here, Mr. Willis. 1187 00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,566 You got a great kid. 1188 00:58:59,611 --> 00:59:01,397 He's bright. He's ambitious. 1189 00:59:01,446 --> 00:59:02,936 He's the best cabana boy at the club. 1190 00:59:02,990 --> 00:59:04,342 - I'm not the best. - Now, don't be modest. 1191 00:59:04,366 --> 00:59:06,857 He's come a long way since I met him. 1192 00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:08,150 A great cabana boy. 1193 00:59:08,203 --> 00:59:09,660 The best. 1194 00:59:09,664 --> 00:59:11,279 Yeah. 1195 00:59:11,332 --> 00:59:16,292 Jeffrey, about this race track and gambling and horses... 1196 00:59:16,296 --> 00:59:18,412 why don't we talk about this over dinner? 1197 00:59:18,464 --> 00:59:19,749 Well, I want to be with my friends. 1198 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:20,963 Look, this is very important... 1199 00:59:20,967 --> 00:59:22,252 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1200 00:59:22,302 --> 00:59:24,168 I don't mean to butt in... 1201 00:59:24,179 --> 00:59:27,046 but at his age, his friends are important. 1202 00:59:28,475 --> 00:59:29,760 Your father's first name? 1203 00:59:37,067 --> 00:59:39,525 See, Arthur, boys grow up only once. 1204 00:59:39,571 --> 00:59:41,527 Jeffrey works very hard. 1205 00:59:41,531 --> 00:59:43,467 Tonight he wants to go to the track with his friends. 1206 00:59:43,491 --> 00:59:44,947 Let him go. 1207 00:59:44,993 --> 00:59:46,324 Stop it. 1208 00:59:46,328 --> 00:59:47,488 Excuse me? 1209 00:59:47,495 --> 00:59:49,611 What are you telling me about my son? 1210 00:59:49,664 --> 00:59:51,529 How can you tell me about my son? 1211 00:59:51,583 --> 00:59:54,542 This is my son, not yours. 1212 00:59:54,587 --> 00:59:55,702 What are you saying? 1213 00:59:55,755 --> 00:59:58,542 I'm saying that he was going to go to college, my son... 1214 00:59:58,591 --> 00:59:59,706 before he met you... 1215 00:59:59,759 --> 01:00:02,000 and got these silly ideas about selling cars... 1216 01:00:02,011 --> 01:00:03,501 is what I'm saying. 1217 01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:04,797 Just wait a minute. 1218 01:00:04,847 --> 01:00:06,007 Ok. Yeah. I just... 1219 01:00:06,057 --> 01:00:07,673 Selling cars is not a silly idea. 1220 01:00:07,684 --> 01:00:09,595 Some of us do very well selling cars. 1221 01:00:09,644 --> 01:00:11,180 This is unnecessary, please. 1222 01:00:11,229 --> 01:00:12,969 You're right. 1223 01:00:13,023 --> 01:00:14,809 What do you do? What do you do for a trade? 1224 01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:16,002 I mean, what do you do for a living? 1225 01:00:16,026 --> 01:00:17,746 - You work with your hands? - I'm a plumber. 1226 01:00:19,446 --> 01:00:20,606 Look, Artie... 1227 01:00:20,655 --> 01:00:22,612 Arthur. 1228 01:00:22,658 --> 01:00:25,195 Mr. Willis, let me put it to you this way. 1229 01:00:25,244 --> 01:00:28,452 Jeffrey here, your son, he's a very bright young man. 1230 01:00:28,498 --> 01:00:29,613 I know that. 1231 01:00:29,665 --> 01:00:32,532 You should open your mind, listen to what he has to say. 1232 01:00:32,543 --> 01:00:33,854 Look, you seem like a good father. 1233 01:00:33,878 --> 01:00:35,369 I am a good father. 1234 01:00:35,381 --> 01:00:36,746 He's a very good father. 1235 01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:39,085 Listen to your boy. 1236 01:00:39,134 --> 01:00:40,374 Talk to him. 1237 01:00:40,427 --> 01:00:41,587 You can work it out, the two of you. 1238 01:00:41,595 --> 01:00:42,710 Work it out together. 1239 01:00:42,763 --> 01:00:45,254 Jeffrey, your father's a good man. 1240 01:00:47,017 --> 01:00:48,507 Jeff, I'll see you. 1241 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,552 Mrs. Willis, a pleasure. 1242 01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:53,305 Look at this pretty girl. Nikki. Such a pleasure. 1243 01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:54,848 'BYE-bye. 'BYE-bye. 1244 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,601 Mr. Brody, I had it washed. 1245 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,895 Here you go, Fortune, add this to your fortune. 1246 01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:03,322 Nice car. 1247 01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:20,925 You coming, Jeffrey? 1248 01:01:20,971 --> 01:01:22,131 No. 1249 01:01:23,807 --> 01:01:25,447 All right. We're going. Let's go. Come on. 1250 01:01:59,845 --> 01:02:02,462 At the turn, it's Gussy's Grandson and In A Pinch. 1251 01:02:02,474 --> 01:02:04,556 Opal Sunset moving up to challenge. 1252 01:02:04,601 --> 01:02:06,307 It's Gussy's Grandson, Nobody's Business... 1253 01:02:06,311 --> 01:02:08,677 and In A Pinch. Opal Sunset fading fast. 1254 01:02:08,730 --> 01:02:09,845 They're in the stretch. 1255 01:02:09,898 --> 01:02:11,513 It's Gussy's Grandson and In A Pinch. 1256 01:02:11,566 --> 01:02:13,022 In A Pinch and Nobody's Business. 1257 01:02:13,026 --> 01:02:14,937 Nobody's Business. In A Pinch. 1258 01:02:14,944 --> 01:02:16,731 Hey, Hawk, did we miss the race? 1259 01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:19,192 No. Our tip is for the last race. 1260 01:02:21,327 --> 01:02:22,487 Hey. Guys. I'll see you in a minute, OK? 1261 01:02:22,495 --> 01:02:23,655 I gotta go pee, all right? 1262 01:02:25,664 --> 01:02:27,154 Jeff, what was the name of that sure thing? 1263 01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:28,622 - Arvo Hanover. - Yeah. 1264 01:02:28,667 --> 01:02:29,827 What'd he say? 1265 01:02:32,881 --> 01:02:37,045 Arvo Hanover, number 8 horse to win... 10 times. 1266 01:02:37,093 --> 01:02:38,958 Number 3, Betting Bird. 1267 01:02:38,970 --> 01:02:40,255 Number 4, Apple Pie. 1268 01:02:40,305 --> 01:02:42,011 Number 5, White Hill. 1269 01:02:42,057 --> 01:02:43,547 Number 6, Son Of Flasher. 1270 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,341 Number 7, Jack Be Nimble. 1271 01:02:45,353 --> 01:02:48,345 And number 8, Arvo Hanover. 1272 01:02:48,356 --> 01:02:51,564 The 8 horse 10 times, please. 1273 01:02:51,609 --> 01:02:53,725 Where the hell is Fortune? He's gonna miss this! 1274 01:02:53,778 --> 01:02:55,518 We made it! Beautiful! 1275 01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:56,861 Damn it! 1276 01:02:56,864 --> 01:02:58,901 Hey! Where you been? You didn't get a bet down. 1277 01:02:58,951 --> 01:03:00,942 Don't worry about me. I'm fine. 1278 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:02,325 What are you talking about? 1279 01:03:03,372 --> 01:03:05,112 Fifty-dollar win? 1280 01:03:05,165 --> 01:03:06,371 All 10 of them, baby. 1281 01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:07,535 Oh, my God. 1282 01:03:07,543 --> 01:03:09,499 Five bills on a horse? 1283 01:03:09,545 --> 01:03:10,660 What are you, nuts? 1284 01:03:10,712 --> 01:03:11,827 That's crazy, Fortune. 1285 01:03:11,838 --> 01:03:13,545 I'm not crazy. You know what that is? 1286 01:03:13,550 --> 01:03:15,211 Eight-to-1 odds, Jeffrey. 1287 01:03:15,218 --> 01:03:16,924 Four thousand dollars, man. 1288 01:03:16,970 --> 01:03:18,676 I'm going to Notre Dame in style. 1289 01:03:18,721 --> 01:03:19,881 And they're off. 1290 01:03:24,018 --> 01:03:26,430 Hawk, there are those guys who wanted to break your nose. 1291 01:03:26,437 --> 01:03:27,723 I ain't afraid of those wimps. 1292 01:03:27,731 --> 01:03:30,097 Hey, look who's here. The boys from the El Flamingo. 1293 01:03:30,109 --> 01:03:31,269 Hi, guys- 1294 01:03:35,864 --> 01:03:37,479 Number 8 is great! 1295 01:03:38,576 --> 01:03:39,861 Hey, you're blocking my view. 1296 01:03:39,868 --> 01:03:41,733 Hey, come on, get your big nose out of here. 1297 01:03:41,745 --> 01:03:43,111 You're hogging my oxygen. 1298 01:03:55,385 --> 01:03:58,378 Arvo Hanover third, moving up to challenge. 1299 01:03:58,431 --> 01:04:00,672 Arvo Hanover taking the lead. 1300 01:04:00,725 --> 01:04:03,512 Freedom Call second. Nelson Ride third. 1301 01:04:03,561 --> 01:04:04,676 Get him! 1302 01:04:04,729 --> 01:04:05,969 Come on! 1303 01:04:06,022 --> 01:04:07,762 Oh, no! There goes my contact lens. 1304 01:04:07,815 --> 01:04:08,930 Wait! 1305 01:04:08,983 --> 01:04:10,393 Arvo Hanover pulling out in front. 1306 01:04:10,443 --> 01:04:11,775 Freedom Call behind by a head. 1307 01:04:11,778 --> 01:04:14,360 Why me, always me? 1308 01:04:14,406 --> 01:04:16,237 Arvo Hanover by a 1/2 a length. 1309 01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:20,776 Arvo Hanover breaks stride. 1310 01:04:20,787 --> 01:04:21,947 Oh, shit! 1311 01:04:21,955 --> 01:04:23,320 What happened? She's going backwards! 1312 01:04:23,332 --> 01:04:24,617 She broke stride. 1313 01:04:24,625 --> 01:04:26,617 She has to go to the rear of the pack. 1314 01:04:34,552 --> 01:04:35,667 I knew it! 1315 01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,336 I knew that if we'd listened to Hawk, we'd lose. 1316 01:04:38,389 --> 01:04:39,971 I can't believe she broke. 1317 01:04:39,975 --> 01:04:42,717 I smelled victory. 1318 01:04:42,770 --> 01:04:43,976 It's my optometrist. 1319 01:04:43,979 --> 01:04:45,515 He's out 500 bucks now. 1320 01:04:45,564 --> 01:04:48,806 Oh, God, why me? Why me, Jeffrey? 1321 01:04:48,817 --> 01:04:50,682 Please drive safely on your way home. 1322 01:04:50,736 --> 01:04:54,400 Those guys from the El Flamingo always bring me bad luck. 1323 01:04:54,449 --> 01:04:56,485 Let's welcome them to Yonkers. 1324 01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:05,449 Jeffrey, I'm sorry. 1325 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:07,117 I don't understand what happened. 1326 01:05:07,128 --> 01:05:08,619 Well, I'll tell you what happened. 1327 01:05:08,673 --> 01:05:10,504 We bet our hard-earned cash on your horse... 1328 01:05:10,508 --> 01:05:12,123 that's what happened. 1329 01:05:12,176 --> 01:05:13,461 What are you gonna do? 1330 01:05:13,511 --> 01:05:15,467 I'm going to get a new optometrist. 1331 01:05:15,513 --> 01:05:18,004 Well, well, look who came to our restaurant. 1332 01:05:18,015 --> 01:05:20,301 The flamingo fairy birds. 1333 01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:25,020 Well, if it isn't the pets from Pinky's Pet Shop. 1334 01:05:25,023 --> 01:05:26,479 Can I help you guys? 1335 01:05:26,525 --> 01:05:27,981 I have a problem. 1336 01:05:27,984 --> 01:05:29,190 Yeah, you're ugly. 1337 01:05:30,654 --> 01:05:32,986 I have lost my wallet. 1338 01:05:32,989 --> 01:05:36,527 It was here in the garbage, but I cannot find it. 1339 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:41,200 Perhaps if my friend Renaldo here helps me look. 1340 01:05:41,249 --> 01:05:42,955 It's very important to me. 1341 01:05:44,168 --> 01:05:45,658 What seems to be the problem here? 1342 01:05:47,171 --> 01:05:48,440 Listen, pal, I'll have you know... 1343 01:05:48,464 --> 01:05:51,548 that I know jujitsu, karate, judo, and some other big words. 1344 01:05:51,593 --> 01:05:53,003 So don't mess with me, all right? 1345 01:05:59,643 --> 01:06:02,100 I think I'm gonna take my sweater off. 1346 01:06:02,104 --> 01:06:03,560 Hey, get the hell out of here. 1347 01:06:03,564 --> 01:06:05,145 Leave my friends alone. 1348 01:06:09,904 --> 01:06:11,064 Think we can get out of this? 1349 01:06:11,114 --> 01:06:12,229 Doesn't look good. 1350 01:06:12,282 --> 01:06:13,772 Hey, let go of my nose! 1351 01:06:22,418 --> 01:06:23,578 Hello, police? 1352 01:06:49,906 --> 01:06:51,146 Don't worry about it, all right? 1353 01:06:51,157 --> 01:06:52,693 Go ahead, your folks must be worried. 1354 01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:53,857 Go on right home. 1355 01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,070 Thanks, Mr. Willis. 1356 01:06:57,872 --> 01:06:59,032 Everything OK with Fortune? 1357 01:06:59,081 --> 01:07:00,537 Everything's taken care of. 1358 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:01,698 Good. 1359 01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,288 So now I'm a chauffeur. 1360 01:07:03,337 --> 01:07:05,373 I drive to jail, I pick you up... 1361 01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:07,037 I drive you home. Good-bye. The end. 1362 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:08,234 Can we talk about this later? 1363 01:07:08,258 --> 01:07:09,736 Well, it's not the end. There's nothing to talk about. 1364 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:10,875 Tomorrow? 1365 01:07:10,928 --> 01:07:13,114 In Brooklyn, you go to school. In Long Island, you go to jail. 1366 01:07:13,138 --> 01:07:14,503 From now on, you stay in Brooklyn. 1367 01:07:23,525 --> 01:07:25,205 You couldn't go to dinner with your family. 1368 01:07:25,944 --> 01:07:29,232 You had to go out with your friends... 1369 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,440 the bums and gamblers. 1370 01:07:31,157 --> 01:07:32,523 Hey, they're good people. 1371 01:07:32,576 --> 01:07:33,691 They are good people. 1372 01:07:33,744 --> 01:07:36,076 What have you learned from your fancy Long Island friends? 1373 01:07:36,121 --> 01:07:39,113 My friends in Long Island know how to have a good time. 1374 01:07:41,460 --> 01:07:44,543 If you didn't save every penny and stuff it under your pillow. 1375 01:07:45,714 --> 01:07:47,876 But no, we have to live in that dump in Brooklyn. 1376 01:08:09,615 --> 01:08:12,448 The biggest robbery in Britain's history was perp... 1377 01:08:16,915 --> 01:08:18,075 You got the right time? 1378 01:08:24,756 --> 01:08:25,916 Thanks. 1379 01:08:39,606 --> 01:08:40,766 Is that you, Arthur? 1380 01:08:42,358 --> 01:08:44,270 It's all right, Ruth. 1381 01:08:44,278 --> 01:08:45,358 Jeffrey... 1382 01:08:50,242 --> 01:08:51,357 Look, I'm... 1383 01:08:53,245 --> 01:08:54,485 I'm sorry I hit you. 1384 01:08:54,538 --> 01:08:56,779 No, dad. Dad, it's OK. 1385 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,586 You going back there tomorrow? 1386 01:09:11,598 --> 01:09:14,011 Yes... I am. 1387 01:09:16,938 --> 01:09:18,223 To the fast-car salesman? 1388 01:09:20,942 --> 01:09:22,085 There's something you should know... 1389 01:09:22,109 --> 01:09:23,394 about your father, Jeffrey. 1390 01:09:25,404 --> 01:09:26,815 Fast things frighten him. 1391 01:09:28,909 --> 01:09:31,070 Your Uncle Jack is always going fast... 1392 01:09:31,119 --> 01:09:32,234 taking short cuts. 1393 01:09:32,287 --> 01:09:33,402 It always hurts him. 1394 01:09:39,795 --> 01:09:42,788 Well, I'm not frightened of fast things, OK? 1395 01:09:46,052 --> 01:09:47,417 I remember my... 1396 01:09:48,763 --> 01:09:50,344 I remember my father telling me... 1397 01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:52,722 there are only 2 important things in living. 1398 01:09:53,977 --> 01:09:56,435 He said, finding out what you do well... 1399 01:09:56,438 --> 01:09:58,099 and finding out what makes you happy. 1400 01:10:00,109 --> 01:10:04,148 If God is smiling on you, they're both the same thing. 1401 01:10:06,031 --> 01:10:07,237 I'll remember that, Dad. 1402 01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:19,535 What are you packing? 1403 01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:21,043 I'm moving out. 1404 01:10:21,047 --> 01:10:22,162 What? 1405 01:10:22,215 --> 01:10:24,002 I think it's just best if I go for a while. 1406 01:10:27,179 --> 01:10:30,046 Where? What will you do? 1407 01:10:30,099 --> 01:10:31,760 Mr. Brody offered me a job. 1408 01:10:32,435 --> 01:10:36,553 He told me to come see him when I'm ready, and I'm ready. 1409 01:12:04,199 --> 01:12:06,691 So, what is so important that you interrupted me... 1410 01:12:06,744 --> 01:12:08,013 in the middle of the dance class? 1411 01:12:08,037 --> 01:12:10,323 Well, I feel I'm ready to work for you, Mr. Brody. 1412 01:12:11,249 --> 01:12:12,955 You pulled me off the floor to tell me... 1413 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,536 that you're ready to work for me? 1414 01:12:14,585 --> 01:12:17,702 Yeah. I figure if I sell one car a month... 1415 01:12:17,755 --> 01:12:18,916 it'll cover my whole nut. 1416 01:12:20,092 --> 01:12:21,252 Well, I guess so. 1417 01:12:22,594 --> 01:12:24,714 So you really want to go into the automobile business? 1418 01:12:24,763 --> 01:12:26,003 Very much so, sir. 1419 01:12:27,766 --> 01:12:29,077 Well, Jeffrey, I tell you what I'm gonna do. 1420 01:12:29,101 --> 01:12:30,537 To show you that I'm a man of my word... 1421 01:12:30,561 --> 01:12:32,080 I promised you I would give you a job... 1422 01:12:32,104 --> 01:12:33,390 when you said you are ready. 1423 01:12:36,276 --> 01:12:38,312 I'm gonna bring you up to my lot in Yonkers. 1424 01:12:39,571 --> 01:12:41,186 There's an opening there for a stock boy. 1425 01:12:42,657 --> 01:12:43,817 Stock boy? 1426 01:12:43,825 --> 01:12:44,985 Now, wait. 1427 01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:46,358 I don't want to hear disappointment. 1428 01:12:46,369 --> 01:12:47,610 Just a minute, there. 1429 01:12:48,539 --> 01:12:49,699 Well, after we talked... 1430 01:12:49,748 --> 01:12:53,707 I was under the impression that I was to be a salesman. 1431 01:12:53,752 --> 01:12:55,834 Yeah, you're going to be a salesman. 1432 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,040 You're going to be. 1433 01:12:58,382 --> 01:13:00,464 But when you plant a tree... 1434 01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:03,209 you don't hang a swing on it the next day. 1435 01:13:03,221 --> 01:13:04,711 See, the tree has got to grow. 1436 01:13:04,723 --> 01:13:06,839 It's got to mature. That's what you're... 1437 01:13:06,892 --> 01:13:08,348 I understand that. 1438 01:13:08,351 --> 01:13:09,716 Let me put it another way to you. 1439 01:13:10,562 --> 01:13:12,678 Nobody is gonna come into my showroom... 1440 01:13:12,731 --> 01:13:14,722 and buy a $10,000 foreign automobile... 1441 01:13:14,733 --> 01:13:17,066 from a kid who looks like he just got his driver's license. 1442 01:13:18,404 --> 01:13:20,315 We all have to start someplace. 1443 01:13:20,364 --> 01:13:21,524 Yeah. 1444 01:13:22,325 --> 01:13:24,281 Well, you know, it's my father. 1445 01:13:24,327 --> 01:13:26,033 He wants me to go to college. 1446 01:13:26,078 --> 01:13:27,693 And I... I just feel like... 1447 01:13:27,747 --> 01:13:30,033 I don't know if I want to go. I think I'd rather... 1448 01:13:30,082 --> 01:13:31,243 I love this tune. 1449 01:13:33,212 --> 01:13:36,045 I never knew there were so many pretty ladies in that class. 1450 01:13:39,092 --> 01:13:40,878 So now I spell stock boy. 1451 01:13:51,397 --> 01:13:54,514 Jeffrey, somebody threw up in the cabana C bathroom. 1452 01:13:54,567 --> 01:13:55,682 Clean it up. 1453 01:14:05,412 --> 01:14:06,777 Attention club members. 1454 01:14:07,414 --> 01:14:10,531 There are still a few tickets left for the Labor Day dance. 1455 01:14:10,584 --> 01:14:12,825 You can purchase them from the snack bar. 1456 01:14:27,602 --> 01:14:29,081 So, are you going to take a pretty girl... 1457 01:14:29,105 --> 01:14:30,265 to the Labor Day dance? 1458 01:14:30,940 --> 01:14:32,225 Nope. 1459 01:14:32,275 --> 01:14:33,731 Yeah, I guess no one would want to dance... 1460 01:14:33,734 --> 01:14:35,565 with a stock boy, anyway. 1461 01:14:35,611 --> 01:14:36,726 Ouch. 1462 01:14:37,863 --> 01:14:40,821 Come on... do you really have to leave tomorrow? 1463 01:14:41,742 --> 01:14:44,655 Yes. But we have all night together. 1464 01:15:37,927 --> 01:15:39,337 You see that ship over there? 1465 01:15:40,097 --> 01:15:41,241 Yeah. I've sat here nights... 1466 01:15:41,265 --> 01:15:42,926 and watched the ship go back and forth. 1467 01:15:42,975 --> 01:15:45,682 It's not the same ship you've been seeing every night. 1468 01:15:45,686 --> 01:15:47,677 It's different ships doing the same thing... 1469 01:15:47,688 --> 01:15:48,848 boxing the compass. 1470 01:15:49,690 --> 01:15:50,850 Boxing the compass? 1471 01:15:51,859 --> 01:15:53,440 Yeah. Ok. 1472 01:15:53,486 --> 01:15:55,193 You see those 2 lights out there? 1473 01:15:55,238 --> 01:15:56,353 Yeah. 1474 01:15:56,406 --> 01:15:59,364 Ok, the one over here, Ambrose light, New Jersey. 1475 01:15:59,368 --> 01:16:02,201 The brighter one to the right, Scotland light, New York. 1476 01:16:02,204 --> 01:16:04,195 Outgoing ships sail back and forth... 1477 01:16:04,206 --> 01:16:05,662 in between those two lights. 1478 01:16:05,707 --> 01:16:07,538 Then they set their compasses. 1479 01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:09,784 And when they're all set, they sail off to sea. 1480 01:16:10,505 --> 01:16:13,292 Europe, Africa, China. 1481 01:16:13,966 --> 01:16:15,422 How do you know all this, Jeffrey? 1482 01:16:16,052 --> 01:16:17,383 Oh, it's my father. 1483 01:16:17,387 --> 01:16:18,843 He's a nautical buff. 1484 01:16:21,057 --> 01:16:23,390 You know... he never actually went anywhere... 1485 01:16:23,394 --> 01:16:27,228 but he dreams about that stuff, you know? 1486 01:16:27,231 --> 01:16:28,721 There's nothing wrong with dreaming. 1487 01:16:30,234 --> 01:16:31,770 No. 1488 01:16:31,819 --> 01:16:33,480 There's nothing wrong with dreaming. 1489 01:16:37,742 --> 01:16:40,154 Hey, you know what I would do if I could change the map? 1490 01:16:40,203 --> 01:16:41,318 No, what? 1491 01:16:41,371 --> 01:16:42,781 I'd take the Statue of Liberty... 1492 01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:45,243 and I'd, I don't know, I'd put it up in the Bronx. 1493 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:47,161 Right? I'd get rid of that right away. 1494 01:16:47,210 --> 01:16:49,576 And I'd take Los Angeles... 1495 01:16:50,588 --> 01:16:52,580 not all of Los Angeles, but a little part... 1496 01:16:52,591 --> 01:16:53,751 where you live... 1497 01:16:53,759 --> 01:16:55,875 and I'd put it where the statue used to be. 1498 01:16:55,928 --> 01:16:57,088 Right? 1499 01:16:57,096 --> 01:16:59,157 So this way, we'd be... We could be close to each other. 1500 01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:00,421 Wouldn't that be nice? 1501 01:17:01,434 --> 01:17:03,345 You know, Thanksgiving's only a few months away. 1502 01:17:05,604 --> 01:17:07,516 Maybe you can come to California and visit me. 1503 01:17:10,569 --> 01:17:12,434 I'd like that. That would be very nice. 1504 01:17:16,867 --> 01:17:19,233 Hey, why not? The Dodgers did it, right? 1505 01:17:21,456 --> 01:17:23,492 I won't forget this summer, Jeffrey. 1506 01:17:27,628 --> 01:17:28,913 I'm going to miss you. 1507 01:17:29,964 --> 01:17:31,329 I'll miss you, too. 1508 01:17:53,281 --> 01:17:54,441 Hi! 1509 01:17:55,950 --> 01:17:57,235 How are you, Jeffrey? 1510 01:17:57,285 --> 01:17:59,071 Hey, Nikki. What are you doing here? 1511 01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:00,764 Are you alone? You didn't bring them, did you? 1512 01:18:00,788 --> 01:18:02,744 Yeah, I took a swing out by myself. 1513 01:18:02,790 --> 01:18:03,906 Great. 1514 01:18:03,959 --> 01:18:05,745 Mom sent some socks and underwear. 1515 01:18:05,794 --> 01:18:06,909 Oh, good. 1516 01:18:06,962 --> 01:18:08,748 She figured you'd be running out by now. 1517 01:18:08,797 --> 01:18:09,957 Yeah, I was. 1518 01:18:13,135 --> 01:18:14,250 Well, guess what. 1519 01:18:14,303 --> 01:18:16,089 We're all going out to dinner tonight. 1520 01:18:16,138 --> 01:18:17,754 Oh, yeah? Who's going? 1521 01:18:17,807 --> 01:18:20,640 Mom, Dad, me, Uncle Jack. 1522 01:18:21,436 --> 01:18:22,926 Guess where we're going. 1523 01:18:22,979 --> 01:18:24,389 Dad's favorite restaurant. 1524 01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:26,521 Don't tell me. Larry's Fishouse, right? 1525 01:18:26,566 --> 01:18:28,102 "Whatever fish you wish." 1526 01:18:29,653 --> 01:18:30,938 Jeffrey, will you give me a hand? 1527 01:18:30,987 --> 01:18:32,944 Listen, looks like you're pretty busy... 1528 01:18:32,990 --> 01:18:34,696 so I'm gonna go, OK? 1529 01:18:36,702 --> 01:18:38,613 And... bye. 1530 01:18:38,663 --> 01:18:39,948 Ok. 1531 01:18:39,997 --> 01:18:41,157 All right. Bye. 1532 01:18:47,047 --> 01:18:48,332 Attention, staff. 1533 01:18:48,382 --> 01:18:50,998 It's Labor Day. Go get 'em. 1534 01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:53,546 Hello, Mr. Sweet Ginger Brown. 1535 01:18:53,595 --> 01:18:54,710 We'll murder you. 1536 01:18:54,763 --> 01:18:56,754 Hot enough for you today, Mrs. Unger? 1537 01:18:56,765 --> 01:18:58,756 It must be 105! 1538 01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:00,553 Hey, any of you guys want to make a bet... 1539 01:19:00,602 --> 01:19:01,934 on the Mets game today? 1540 01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:07,932 Come on. How about you, Phil? Five bucks? 1541 01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:09,434 The Mets couldn't even beat the Mets. 1542 01:19:18,289 --> 01:19:20,450 What's this? What is this? 1543 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:22,240 Jeffrey, what... 1544 01:19:22,293 --> 01:19:23,783 Jeffrey, what is this? 1545 01:19:30,468 --> 01:19:33,460 Jesus Christ! This place is turning into a kindergarten. 1546 01:19:33,471 --> 01:19:35,507 Come on, let's play cards. 1547 01:20:09,468 --> 01:20:11,174 Will you stop with the hula hoop? 1548 01:20:12,012 --> 01:20:13,719 Go tell your mother I'm busy. 1549 01:20:18,811 --> 01:20:19,971 Hawk, let's go. 1550 01:20:28,947 --> 01:20:30,778 Are you watching? You're not even watching. 1551 01:20:30,824 --> 01:20:32,280 - I'm watching. It's hot. - Look. 1552 01:20:32,326 --> 01:20:34,032 Colonel Easton needs a 5 to win. 1553 01:20:34,745 --> 01:20:36,326 Or a 3 to win. 1554 01:20:36,372 --> 01:20:37,782 And Brody has both. 1555 01:20:37,831 --> 01:20:40,823 And he's about to throw the 3 and finally lose a game. 1556 01:20:57,895 --> 01:20:59,247 He's gonna throw the 5 now. Look... 1557 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:00,431 There he goes. 1558 01:21:16,832 --> 01:21:18,434 He's breaking up a meld. He's throwing a 10! 1559 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:19,618 He broke up a meld. 1560 01:21:25,675 --> 01:21:27,586 The guy is a genius! He's psychotic. 1561 01:21:27,635 --> 01:21:28,750 Psychic. 1562 01:21:28,803 --> 01:21:30,589 Yeah. Psychic. That's what I meant. Psychic. 1563 01:21:39,815 --> 01:21:41,271 Charlie, would you stop coughing? 1564 01:21:41,316 --> 01:21:42,431 You should quit smoking. 1565 01:21:42,484 --> 01:21:43,974 I don't smoke. 1566 01:21:45,154 --> 01:21:46,189 You should start. 1567 01:21:46,238 --> 01:21:47,398 Boy, it's hot. 1568 01:21:47,406 --> 01:21:50,068 Come on, Paddy, what do you want to drink? Scotch? 1569 01:21:50,075 --> 01:21:51,190 No, nothing for me. Thanks. 1570 01:21:51,243 --> 01:21:52,512 I've been on the wagon for two weeks. 1571 01:21:52,536 --> 01:21:54,073 We're 90 points ahead. 1572 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,741 It'll take another 2 weeks to digest... 1573 01:21:55,749 --> 01:21:57,910 all those margaritas you drank the night you quit. 1574 01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:01,747 Sid! 1575 01:22:03,131 --> 01:22:04,246 My arm! 1576 01:22:04,299 --> 01:22:05,709 Oh, my God! He crushed the colonel. 1577 01:22:07,887 --> 01:22:09,798 Give him air, everybody. That's what they always say. 1578 01:22:09,805 --> 01:22:11,241 Don't pull him! Leave him alone, for Christ's sake. 1579 01:22:11,265 --> 01:22:12,425 Let a doctor look at him. 1580 01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:13,593 Where's Dr. Gold? 1581 01:22:13,601 --> 01:22:14,761 Underwater. 1582 01:22:14,769 --> 01:22:15,929 Dr. Gold! 1583 01:22:17,772 --> 01:22:18,932 Dr. Gold! 1584 01:22:20,608 --> 01:22:21,769 Excuse me. 1585 01:22:21,777 --> 01:22:22,937 Excuse me, Dr. Gold. 1586 01:22:22,944 --> 01:22:24,104 What? 1587 01:22:24,112 --> 01:22:26,068 There's an accident. Big Sid passed out. 1588 01:22:26,114 --> 01:22:27,604 Dirk, come quick! 1589 01:22:27,616 --> 01:22:28,776 I'm Turk. He's Dirk. 1590 01:22:28,784 --> 01:22:30,445 Dirk, Turk. Emergency! 1591 01:22:30,452 --> 01:22:32,784 - What's he saying? - I think he's choking. 1592 01:22:32,788 --> 01:22:34,119 Relax. We're lifeguards. 1593 01:22:34,122 --> 01:22:35,453 Come on, take it easy. 1594 01:22:37,043 --> 01:22:38,163 Gentlemen, the doctors here. 1595 01:22:39,378 --> 01:22:41,118 Me first, Doe. I own the club. 1596 01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:42,245 What happened? 1597 01:22:42,298 --> 01:22:44,129 Ouch! My arm hurts! 1598 01:22:44,133 --> 01:22:45,293 Will you move out of the way? 1599 01:22:46,427 --> 01:22:48,227 Can I ride in the ambulance with you, Colonel? 1600 01:22:48,262 --> 01:22:49,377 No. 1601 01:22:49,430 --> 01:22:52,548 Well, then, can I at least be the first to sign your cast? 1602 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:54,557 Shut up, Hawk. 1603 01:22:54,603 --> 01:22:56,719 Don't worry. Everything's under control. 1604 01:22:56,772 --> 01:22:57,887 I got the lifeguards. 1605 01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:01,228 What about the game, Charlie? We're out 1,900 apiece. 1606 01:23:01,276 --> 01:23:02,391 Alley-cop! 1607 01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:03,559 Stay back, everyone. 1608 01:23:03,612 --> 01:23:04,728 Sid will be OK. 1609 01:23:04,781 --> 01:23:05,925 It's just a little sunstroke. 1610 01:23:05,949 --> 01:23:07,064 Clear out of the way! 1611 01:23:07,116 --> 01:23:08,572 Excuse us, Mr. Brody, excuse us. 1612 01:23:08,618 --> 01:23:10,609 We're giving him medical assistance immediately. 1613 01:23:11,454 --> 01:23:12,739 I have to get to the hospital. 1614 01:23:12,789 --> 01:23:13,933 Well, you picked a hell of a way... 1615 01:23:13,957 --> 01:23:15,117 to win a purple heart. 1616 01:23:15,875 --> 01:23:17,411 Sorry, boys. Good luck, boys. 1617 01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:18,575 Take it easy. 1618 01:23:18,628 --> 01:23:20,415 How do you break an arm playing gin? 1619 01:23:20,464 --> 01:23:21,954 It's a bad break, fellas. 1620 01:23:23,133 --> 01:23:24,293 It's a tough way to end it. 1621 01:23:25,135 --> 01:23:27,126 The summer's not over yet, Phil. 1622 01:23:27,972 --> 01:23:29,257 But it's getting there. 1623 01:23:29,306 --> 01:23:31,467 Yeah, I can feel it in my bones. 1624 01:23:32,476 --> 01:23:35,014 You know, the truth is that... 1625 01:23:35,856 --> 01:23:37,596 Hal was having kind of a bad day today. 1626 01:23:37,649 --> 01:23:38,764 You fellows are lucky. 1627 01:23:38,817 --> 01:23:42,105 See, this way, kind of cuts your losses. 1628 01:23:42,153 --> 01:23:43,268 Forget it, Phil. 1629 01:23:43,321 --> 01:23:44,481 Mario! 1630 01:23:45,740 --> 01:23:46,900 Mario! 1631 01:23:48,411 --> 01:23:51,403 The bottom line is, you got to come up with a third... 1632 01:23:52,081 --> 01:23:53,241 or I'm going to go home. 1633 01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:56,366 See, I just put a $3,500 air conditioning unit... 1634 01:23:56,419 --> 01:23:57,829 in my house. I'd like to try it out. 1635 01:23:59,213 --> 01:24:01,374 Oh, incidentally, you paid for it. 1636 01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:03,460 I'll be the third. 1637 01:24:04,928 --> 01:24:06,088 You what? 1638 01:24:07,097 --> 01:24:08,257 I'll play you. 1639 01:24:09,182 --> 01:24:10,888 What's the matter with you? 1640 01:24:10,934 --> 01:24:12,299 You got sunstroke. Too? 1641 01:24:13,437 --> 01:24:14,552 Nope. 1642 01:24:14,605 --> 01:24:18,269 Jeffrey, what are you saying? 1643 01:24:19,277 --> 01:24:21,438 Mr. Cooper, I want to play on your team. 1644 01:24:26,284 --> 01:24:28,070 The kid's good. I've seen him play. 1645 01:24:28,119 --> 01:24:29,279 Come on, he's playing with our money. 1646 01:24:29,287 --> 01:24:31,119 What choice do we have? 1647 01:24:36,462 --> 01:24:37,952 Are you serious? 1648 01:24:37,963 --> 01:24:39,294 Yeah, we're serious. 1649 01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:42,957 What's the matter, Phil? You afraid of the kid? 1650 01:24:45,305 --> 01:24:46,636 Well, why not? 1651 01:24:50,310 --> 01:24:53,302 Be kind of like a baptism into the game. 1652 01:24:57,275 --> 01:24:59,892 This could be a very interesting afternoon, Jeffrey. 1653 01:24:59,946 --> 01:25:01,231 In? 1654 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,611 Come on, kid. Let's go. 1655 01:25:04,116 --> 01:25:05,231 We got him. 1656 01:25:05,242 --> 01:25:06,903 What are we gonna do about a cabana boy? 1657 01:25:06,953 --> 01:25:08,944 Hey, can we get a cabana boy over here? 1658 01:25:13,042 --> 01:25:15,750 I predict this will be a short afternoon. 1659 01:25:15,796 --> 01:25:18,583 Don't let him scare you, Jeffrey. 1660 01:25:18,632 --> 01:25:19,917 It's all over! 1661 01:25:19,967 --> 01:25:21,173 That's it for the Yankees. 1662 01:25:21,218 --> 01:25:24,426 And they'll have to settle for a split this afternoon. 1663 01:25:24,471 --> 01:25:26,928 I'm going home to change for the dance. 1664 01:25:26,974 --> 01:25:28,089 Yeah, fine. That's good. 1665 01:25:28,141 --> 01:25:29,302 That's nice. Yeah. 1666 01:25:32,146 --> 01:25:34,933 Are you coming, or shall I bring your clothes back here? 1667 01:25:34,983 --> 01:25:36,143 Yeah. Whatever. 1668 01:25:37,443 --> 01:25:38,979 I may not go to the dance, Phyllis. 1669 01:25:41,990 --> 01:25:45,825 Phil, isn't that our cabana boy? 1670 01:25:48,914 --> 01:25:50,620 It's Jeffrey. Yeah. 1671 01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:52,873 You're playing our cabana boy? 1672 01:25:52,918 --> 01:25:54,078 Phyllis. 1673 01:25:55,754 --> 01:25:56,898 He can't come to the dance... 1674 01:25:56,922 --> 01:25:58,584 because he's playing our cabana boy. 1675 01:25:59,426 --> 01:26:01,587 I'm going out of my fucking mind! 1676 01:26:01,636 --> 01:26:03,217 I'm telling you the truth. 1677 01:26:03,263 --> 01:26:04,615 Yeah, you'll see in a minute, Alfred. 1678 01:26:04,639 --> 01:26:06,721 Manheim! 1679 01:26:06,766 --> 01:26:08,427 Jeffrey's playing in the big gin game. 1680 01:26:09,394 --> 01:26:10,725 Danny! Danny, come here! 1681 01:26:10,770 --> 01:26:12,251 Jeffrey's playing in the big gin game. 1682 01:26:12,982 --> 01:26:14,893 You see? What did I tell you, you jerk? 1683 01:26:16,068 --> 01:26:18,229 How's he doing? 1684 01:26:20,740 --> 01:26:21,900 Relax, kid. 1685 01:26:21,949 --> 01:26:23,469 You're not playing with your own money. 1686 01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:30,618 I'm going to take that... 1687 01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:35,202 and I'm going to knock with 7. 1688 01:26:36,715 --> 01:26:37,921 Hawk, I think you're bad luck. 1689 01:26:37,966 --> 01:26:40,504 Lay them down, kid. Read them and weep. 1690 01:26:42,138 --> 01:26:43,253 Oh, yeah. 1691 01:26:43,306 --> 01:26:45,137 There's the old king you were looking for. 1692 01:26:48,144 --> 01:26:49,429 Let's see. 1693 01:26:49,479 --> 01:26:52,437 My queen on your jack. My jack on your 10. 1694 01:26:52,482 --> 01:26:54,097 My 4 on your 4's. 1695 01:26:54,150 --> 01:26:56,517 I underknock you with 5, Mr. Brody. 1696 01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:58,731 Kid underknocked! 1697 01:26:58,781 --> 01:26:59,987 Way to go, kid! 1698 01:27:00,657 --> 01:27:02,773 That gives me 20 points for the underknock... 1699 01:27:02,826 --> 01:27:04,441 plus 2 is 22 points. 1700 01:27:04,495 --> 01:27:05,701 He's hot. 1701 01:27:05,746 --> 01:27:07,282 I taught him everything he knows. 1702 01:27:07,331 --> 01:27:08,868 Back off. Back off. 1703 01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:11,374 Your deal, sir. I do believe you play loser deals. 1704 01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:20,125 Good play, Jeffrey. 1705 01:27:29,522 --> 01:27:31,478 You want something to drink, Jeffrey? 1706 01:27:31,524 --> 01:27:33,310 Oh, no thank you, Mr. Brody. 1707 01:27:33,359 --> 01:27:34,644 Phil, Jeffrey. 1708 01:27:34,693 --> 01:27:35,853 Phil. 1709 01:27:36,695 --> 01:27:37,811 Gin, Phil. 1710 01:27:37,864 --> 01:27:40,822 All right! Oh, 5 hands in a row. 1711 01:27:40,867 --> 01:27:42,482 He's on a roll. 1712 01:27:42,536 --> 01:27:44,367 20 knock. 1713 01:27:52,296 --> 01:27:53,456 This is ridiculous. 1714 01:27:53,464 --> 01:27:54,579 It's freezing out here. 1715 01:27:54,632 --> 01:27:55,792 Let's go inside. 1716 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,131 It looks like it's gonna rain anyway. 1717 01:27:57,135 --> 01:27:58,591 All right with you, cabana boy? 1718 01:27:58,636 --> 01:27:59,796 Fine with me. 1719 01:27:59,804 --> 01:28:01,135 Quit whining, Mario. 1720 01:28:01,139 --> 01:28:02,800 I'm not whining. I'm winning. 1721 01:28:02,807 --> 01:28:05,594 You guys still predicting a short afternoon? 1722 01:28:06,979 --> 01:28:10,142 It's fiesta time as we bring to a close... 1723 01:28:10,149 --> 01:28:12,811 another summer of fun under the sun... 1724 01:28:12,818 --> 01:28:14,809 as you dance to the Latin tempos... 1725 01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:17,695 of Aaron Rosenthal and his orchestra. 1726 01:28:18,991 --> 01:28:20,322 So where's my blind date? 1727 01:28:20,325 --> 01:28:21,486 She'll be here. 1728 01:28:21,494 --> 01:28:23,325 They're coming in all the way from the Bronx. 1729 01:28:23,329 --> 01:28:25,445 Hey, Steve! Hey, Joyce. 1730 01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:27,768 So, what, are you fixing me up with a bimbo? 1731 01:28:27,792 --> 01:28:29,783 No. They're young girls. 1732 01:28:30,503 --> 01:28:31,834 Bimbettes. 1733 01:28:33,673 --> 01:28:34,880 That's gin. 1734 01:28:39,471 --> 01:28:41,336 Hey, what happened? Who's winning? 1735 01:28:41,348 --> 01:28:43,430 They're making a comeback led by Jeffrey Willis. 1736 01:28:43,475 --> 01:28:46,512 This is the last set. We win this one, we're even. 1737 01:28:47,646 --> 01:28:50,434 Charlie, we lost our ass all summer. 1738 01:28:50,483 --> 01:28:51,723 I want better than even. 1739 01:28:53,945 --> 01:28:57,483 Hey, Phil, what do you say we double the stakes? 1740 01:28:59,284 --> 01:29:01,275 Double the stakes? 1741 01:29:03,496 --> 01:29:05,078 Yeah, sure. Come on. 1742 01:29:06,334 --> 01:29:07,744 It will be a pleasure. 1743 01:29:20,015 --> 01:29:21,130 You like cards? 1744 01:29:21,183 --> 01:29:23,515 Yeah. My favorite are birthday and Valentine's Day. 1745 01:29:26,313 --> 01:29:27,473 Gin. 1746 01:29:29,358 --> 01:29:32,317 Hey, what do you know? 1747 01:29:32,362 --> 01:29:33,818 Gin. 1748 01:29:33,863 --> 01:29:35,023 All right. 1749 01:29:37,033 --> 01:29:38,569 Gin. 1750 01:29:38,618 --> 01:29:41,155 Add them up. 1751 01:29:41,204 --> 01:29:42,535 Yeah. This is catching. 1752 01:29:43,539 --> 01:29:45,655 You know you got a big space in between your teeth? 1753 01:29:46,459 --> 01:29:48,416 You know you have a big fucking nose? 1754 01:29:52,132 --> 01:29:53,747 We're done, Jeffrey. 1755 01:29:53,801 --> 01:29:55,211 It's up to you now. 1756 01:30:03,144 --> 01:30:05,681 If Jeffrey wins this hand, it's all over. 1757 01:30:07,607 --> 01:30:09,017 How do you play gin? 1758 01:30:19,453 --> 01:30:20,738 What are you looking for? 1759 01:30:21,747 --> 01:30:23,453 Big Sid isn't here anymore, Phil. 1760 01:30:23,499 --> 01:30:24,739 It's just you and me. 1761 01:30:27,670 --> 01:30:28,876 Come on. 1762 01:30:28,921 --> 01:30:30,628 What did he say? 1763 01:30:32,467 --> 01:30:33,832 Don't get your hopes up, kid. 1764 01:30:35,470 --> 01:30:36,835 No one's ever blanked me. 1765 01:30:38,348 --> 01:30:39,508 Throw a card. 1766 01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:01,028 Sweet Ginger Brown. 1767 01:31:05,461 --> 01:31:06,951 All right! 1768 01:31:18,183 --> 01:31:20,799 Come on, Mr. Brody, it's only a game. 1769 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:23,726 You know, Gloria... 1770 01:31:23,772 --> 01:31:25,308 I taught the kid everything he knows. 1771 01:31:27,526 --> 01:31:29,482 Hey, Phil, it was a good game. 1772 01:31:29,528 --> 01:31:30,813 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1773 01:31:30,821 --> 01:31:33,483 What the hell? It's a few bucks. 1774 01:31:33,532 --> 01:31:35,147 The kid got lucky, that's all. 1775 01:31:35,826 --> 01:31:38,317 Did we show him? Right in the gut! 1776 01:31:38,371 --> 01:31:41,204 Mario, I stopped coughing. 1777 01:31:43,835 --> 01:31:45,041 Partner? 1778 01:31:50,967 --> 01:31:54,459 If you ever need a piece of used furniture... 1779 01:31:57,141 --> 01:31:58,301 Enough said. 1780 01:31:59,227 --> 01:32:00,621 How much do we make the checks out for? 1781 01:32:00,645 --> 01:32:01,805 Write them all. 1782 01:32:02,688 --> 01:32:03,848 Could I get cash? 1783 01:32:03,856 --> 01:32:05,016 Sure. 1784 01:32:05,066 --> 01:32:06,210 Let me go show him the damage. 1785 01:32:06,234 --> 01:32:09,772 Jeffrey, you're a real artist, a genius with numbers. 1786 01:32:09,821 --> 01:32:11,608 You got a great card sense. 1787 01:32:11,657 --> 01:32:13,022 Well, it's just a game. 1788 01:32:14,159 --> 01:32:16,775 It's not just a game. It's a way of life. 1789 01:32:16,829 --> 01:32:19,161 We came back against a better team. 1790 01:32:24,336 --> 01:32:25,668 Not really. 1791 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:29,081 Mr. Cooper, I have to tell you something. 1792 01:32:30,093 --> 01:32:32,584 Gentlemen, we'll be waiting for our cash over here. 1793 01:32:34,681 --> 01:32:36,797 So mad, Teddy's neck is red. 1794 01:32:36,850 --> 01:32:38,636 It's like this. He's going crazy. 1795 01:32:39,311 --> 01:32:40,831 Hey, don't worry. Your cash is coming, Jeffrey. 1796 01:32:40,855 --> 01:32:41,998 Ok. I'm going to go get changed. 1797 01:32:42,022 --> 01:32:43,142 I'll come by and pick it up. 1798 01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:44,305 Right here, all right? 1799 01:32:44,358 --> 01:32:45,438 What's the matter, Charlie? 1800 01:32:45,443 --> 01:32:46,603 You look like you've seen a ghost. 1801 01:32:46,610 --> 01:32:47,770 Hey! 1802 01:32:47,778 --> 01:32:50,360 Oh, Jeffrey, thank you for being our cabana boy. 1803 01:32:50,406 --> 01:32:51,816 - Ok. - See you next summer. 1804 01:32:51,866 --> 01:32:53,949 Maybe. So long, Peter. 1805 01:32:55,620 --> 01:32:56,780 Hey, Jeffrey. 1806 01:32:58,957 --> 01:33:00,618 You played all right. 1807 01:33:00,625 --> 01:33:02,035 Yeah, I like your style. 1808 01:33:03,128 --> 01:33:04,914 Hey, what the hell. It's a game, right? 1809 01:33:05,630 --> 01:33:06,790 Look, I'll tell you what. 1810 01:33:06,798 --> 01:33:09,290 I want you to forget about that Yonkers thing. 1811 01:33:09,302 --> 01:33:11,714 You know, stock boy. Come work for me. 1812 01:33:11,762 --> 01:33:12,968 With me. 1813 01:33:13,973 --> 01:33:17,136 And maybe I'll send you out to my new place, Newport. 1814 01:33:17,977 --> 01:33:20,059 The beach. California. 1815 01:33:20,104 --> 01:33:22,812 You'd be near my niece Carla with the pretty face. 1816 01:33:22,816 --> 01:33:23,960 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 1817 01:33:23,984 --> 01:33:25,144 I told them. 1818 01:33:25,986 --> 01:33:27,851 What are you talking about? You told them what? 1819 01:33:28,822 --> 01:33:32,030 Well, I had to. About you and Big Sid. 1820 01:33:32,075 --> 01:33:33,235 Your scam. 1821 01:33:35,954 --> 01:33:38,037 You can't go around screwing your friends, Mr. Brody. 1822 01:33:42,295 --> 01:33:43,705 Phil. Hey, Phil! 1823 01:33:45,465 --> 01:33:47,376 Relax. Relax. Will you relax? 1824 01:33:47,383 --> 01:33:49,023 You'd listen to a kid that cleans toilets? 1825 01:33:49,052 --> 01:33:50,212 You cheated? 1826 01:33:53,807 --> 01:33:55,172 Jeffrey, sit. 1827 01:33:55,184 --> 01:33:56,344 Sit. 1828 01:33:57,978 --> 01:33:59,434 At the El Flamingo... 1829 01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:01,971 the king does not get his own car... 1830 01:34:01,982 --> 01:34:04,268 even if the car is mine. 1831 01:34:04,318 --> 01:34:06,355 Here you go, Mr. Willis. 1832 01:34:08,990 --> 01:34:11,606 Steve, thank you for letting me use your car. 1833 01:34:11,660 --> 01:34:13,116 I'll get it back to you tomorrow. 1834 01:34:13,161 --> 01:34:15,948 I'll be at the University of Las Vegas if you need me. 1835 01:34:15,997 --> 01:34:18,613 Jeffrey, you are a better card player than I am... 1836 01:34:18,667 --> 01:34:20,249 but I'm still better at horses. 1837 01:34:21,337 --> 01:34:22,918 Steve, you're breathing on my neck. 1838 01:34:22,964 --> 01:34:24,079 Your chariot, sir. 1839 01:34:24,131 --> 01:34:25,462 I think I'm gonna be sick. 1840 01:34:25,508 --> 01:34:26,964 Well, don't do it on my shirt. 1841 01:34:27,009 --> 01:34:28,489 It's your shirt that's making me sick. 1842 01:34:29,178 --> 01:34:30,668 Fortune, thanks a lot. 1843 01:34:30,721 --> 01:34:31,865 It's been good working with you. 1844 01:34:31,889 --> 01:34:33,004 - Mandy! - I mean it. 1845 01:34:33,015 --> 01:34:34,927 Mandy, get over here, quick! 1846 01:34:36,228 --> 01:34:38,469 All right, Steve. Mandy's coming. 1847 01:34:39,523 --> 01:34:40,763 Hey, Fortune, come here for a minute. 1848 01:34:40,774 --> 01:34:43,140 - He's breaking my neck. - What's wrong with him? 1849 01:34:43,193 --> 01:34:44,308 This is for you. 1850 01:34:44,361 --> 01:34:45,817 Oh, he's just drunk! 1851 01:34:47,447 --> 01:34:48,608 What's this? 1852 01:34:48,658 --> 01:34:49,773 It's your tip. 1853 01:34:49,826 --> 01:34:50,986 Good luck at Notre Dame. 1854 01:34:53,413 --> 01:34:55,278 Stay away from Yonkers Raceway, will you? 1855 01:34:59,127 --> 01:35:00,412 My tip. 1856 01:35:39,670 --> 01:35:40,830 Hi, Dad. 1857 01:35:41,505 --> 01:35:42,995 I got to get a fresh toothpick. 1858 01:35:44,759 --> 01:35:45,795 Hey, pull up a chair. 1859 01:35:45,844 --> 01:35:46,959 Jeffrey. 1860 01:35:47,012 --> 01:35:49,253 You play great accordion. Come back later. 1861 01:35:50,474 --> 01:35:51,930 Hey, Jeffrey. How you doing, kid? 1862 01:35:51,933 --> 01:35:53,343 I can't believe it! 1863 01:35:53,393 --> 01:35:54,974 Could we get another chair? 1864 01:35:55,020 --> 01:35:56,305 Good to see you. 1865 01:35:59,650 --> 01:36:01,187 He looks good, huh? 1866 01:36:02,236 --> 01:36:04,101 Should we have them bring your food over here? 1867 01:36:04,113 --> 01:36:05,649 How's your Mr. Brophy? 1868 01:36:07,283 --> 01:36:08,489 Summer's over. 1869 01:36:12,914 --> 01:36:14,371 Summer's over? 1870 01:36:17,002 --> 01:36:19,288 I'm just standing here watching another ship... 1871 01:36:19,338 --> 01:36:22,000 boxing its compass and venturing out to sea. 1872 01:36:23,801 --> 01:36:26,668 It's nice to know that it can go home if it needs to. 1873 01:36:28,347 --> 01:36:30,464 If he talks nice to the lighthouse keeper... 1874 01:36:30,517 --> 01:36:31,677 he can always come home. 1875 01:36:33,061 --> 01:36:34,972 Yeah, well, maybe if the lighthouse keeper... 1876 01:36:34,979 --> 01:36:36,640 didn't yell so much... 1877 01:36:36,690 --> 01:36:38,334 Well, the reason the lighthouse keeper yells... 1878 01:36:38,358 --> 01:36:39,814 What the hell are we talking about? 1879 01:36:39,859 --> 01:36:41,099 You coming home or what? 1880 01:36:41,152 --> 01:36:42,421 Yeah, I'm coming home, all right? 1881 01:36:42,445 --> 01:36:43,982 But then I'm getting my own apartment! 1882 01:36:43,989 --> 01:36:45,900 Good. All right. Then it's over? 1883 01:36:45,950 --> 01:36:47,690 Yeah, it's over. Yeah. Fine. 1884 01:36:47,702 --> 01:36:48,987 All right. Good, good. Come on. 1885 01:36:48,994 --> 01:36:50,154 Come on, Dad. 1886 01:36:50,162 --> 01:36:51,493 This is a crowded restaurant here. 1887 01:36:51,539 --> 01:36:53,495 I'm sorry... come on, let's go. 1888 01:36:53,541 --> 01:36:54,701 Dad. 1889 01:36:56,210 --> 01:36:57,667 Hey. All right. 1890 01:37:00,340 --> 01:37:01,500 Fine. 1891 01:37:03,885 --> 01:37:05,295 What are you looking at? 1892 01:37:05,345 --> 01:37:06,489 Eat your halibut and mind your own business. 1893 01:37:06,513 --> 01:37:08,219 Yeah, eat your halibut... 1894 01:37:08,265 --> 01:37:10,426 and mind your own business, will you? 1895 01:37:10,475 --> 01:37:11,704 Clementine for my brother Jack. 1896 01:37:11,728 --> 01:37:12,888 Oh, no, no!